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CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7574
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Potions Brewed:	112	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9711
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Villages Defended:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	2263
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	889

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, childhood memories, college, Communication, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, graduation speech, grandparenting, high school graduation, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, postgrad degree, relationships, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter rivalry, StepGrannys, stepmother, Support

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Items Found:	3339
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?

SocialCraft: No Credit, All Fun!

adoption, bio siblings, bitter, bullying, Credit, custody, Emotional Abuse, former social worker, foster family, foster homes, foster kid, Fun, half siblings, hateful, legal ties, nuance, reunification, social worker, socialcraft, success case, Trauma, verbal abuse, Villain

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a loving foster family that will adopt you and give you the support you need to thrive.

Forget about your former social worker and half siblings, they don’t stand a chance against the power of our blocky world. Build your dream home, explore endless possibilities, and make new friends who actually care about you.

Join now and leave all the bitterness and hate behind! Who needs nuance when you have a pixelated wonderland waiting for you? Don’t let anyone tell you how to write your story, become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure today! #BlockyParadise #NoMoreDrama #MinecraftFamily

InstaDeath Minecraft Server

danger, deadly, deadly surprises, deadly toxins, death, Fatal, fatal consequences, fatal risks, fatal substances, hazardous, hidden dangers, InstaDeath, Lethal, lethal hazards, Minecraft, quick death, quick fatalities, rapid demise, Server, silent killer, stealthy killers, unexpected, unsuspecting dangers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense, even the grass can be deadly. One wrong step and you could be toast faster than you can say “Creeper”. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your demise and respawn you back to try again. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (literally), join us now and see if you can survive the deadliest Minecraft world out there!

Blocky Escape

Alarming, apprehension, blocky, bone-chilling, chilling, danger, eerie, Escape, fear, foreboding, gut feeling, hair-raising, heart-pounding, intuition, leave now, Panic, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Terrifying, unsettling, Urgent

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Votes:	803
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Have you ever had that feeling in Minecraft when you’re mining deep underground and suddenly hear the faint sound of a creeper hissing behind you? That heart-stopping moment when you realize it’s time to abandon ship and get out of there ASAP? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids at our server!

Join us for the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon gets scared and flies away when you log on. We’ve got haunted mineshafts, cursed villages, and even a secret underground labyrinth that will have you screaming for your virtual life.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a dance party every Friday night at the virtual disco. So come on down and join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of virtual undies – you’re gonna need ’em!