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Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	438323	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	5760	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

Boorus, caption thread., caption tutorials, catbox, cheerleader, conspiring, discord servers, Fireheart, Free Caption Making Software, hentai, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIJOE, Majiikappu, MEGADoggo, Minecraft, Mouchi, Pregnancy, Relzen, smp, Swirlin, Thread, writing prompt

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3064
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

Crafty, Idol, idolmaster, idolmaster apk, idolmaster birthdays, idolmaster gacha, idolmaster resources, idolmaster stream, idolmaster translations, idolmaster website, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-archive, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-faq, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, Masters, Minecraft, Server, Song for Prism, VL Letora

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, advertising, branding, branding trends, Community, design, digital art, discussion, forum, Graphic design, iconic, internet culture, logos, Marketing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, social media, Thread, vintage, visual identity

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	3618
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Block Party Minecraft Server

acquaintances, BLOCK, Casual, catching up, Chatting, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, Daily Life, Friends, inquiry, Interaction, Minecraft, Party, question.., Routine, Server, small talk, socializing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

Bank, Banking, banking services, black professional, bullrun, Crypto, crypto exchange, cryptocurrency, customer service, Digital Currency, exchange, finance, financial institution, financial transaction, funds transfer, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, switch banks, wire transfer, wire transfer delay, wire transfer fees, wire transfer process, wire transfer security

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6280	New Chunks Explored:	251976
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Zombie Dances:	8	Emeralds Found:	8286
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!