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Dragon Ball Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	1818
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players, building epic structures, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our swag. We have secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will make Indiana Jones jealous, and a community of players who are more entertaining than a herd of derpy sheep.

And if you think you can handle the heat, just wait until you meet our resident Android 18 look-alike player. She’s so smug, she once defeated a horde of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. True story.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask the Ender Dragon, he’s been trying to sneak back in for weeks.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college living, college roommates, CraftyRoomie, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, friendship boundaries, groceries, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate finances, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, sharing expenses

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

🌟🎮 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of roommate woes and join a community of blocky bliss! 🌟🎮

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about sharing resources with your virtual roomies? Well, look no further! On our server, you won’t have to deal with any entitled friends demanding you pay for their in-game groceries. You are the master of your own Minecraft destiny!

Join us and experience the freedom of building your own virtual world without any roommate drama. No more arguments over who’s cooking dinner or who’s going to the virtual store – it’s all about YOU and your creativity!

So come on in and leave the real-life roommate struggles behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a roommate who can’t make a decision to save their virtual life! 😉🏰🎢

Join now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual roommate who actually knows how to cook their own virtual dinner. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft world! 🚀🔥💎

PassLanePro or PassLanePilot

Arguing, back seat driving, communication breakdown, criticism, driving behavior, driving habits, family conflict, family road trip, highway behavior, Honking, left lane camper, passenger frustration, passing lanes, PassLanePilot, PassLanePro, road etiquette, road rage, road trip, road trip drama, rules of the road, sibling dynamics, traffic etiquette

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	842595	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5432

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate road trip experience!

Are you tired of arguing with your sister over driving habits? Well, on our server, you can leave all that road rage behind and embark on a virtual journey filled with adventure and fun!

Instead of honking at each other, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic roadways and highways in the Minecraft universe. No more fighting over passing lanes, just pure creativity and collaboration.

And if things get too heated, you can always take a 45-minute flight home in-game for just 250 virtual bucks. No need to deal with real-life road trip drama when you can escape to our server and have a blast!

So why drive with your sister when you can join our server and drive your way to endless fun and excitement? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

BingeWatchPro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2836	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of rewatching the same old show series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate binge-worthy experience! Imagine a world where every episode is a new adventure filled with crazy twists and turns. From building epic castles to battling mythical creatures, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times. Join us now and experience the most epic show series of your Minecraft life!

FoodFrenzyCraft

food backlash, food critics, food critique, food culture, food debate, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food overhyped, food preferences, Food reviews, food snobbery, food trends, FoodFrenzyCraft, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie opinions, overrated food, popular foods

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	8427
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	427	Crops Grown:	7587
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old food like steak and potatoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we only serve up the most outrageous and over-the-top dishes! From diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-flavored ice cream, your taste buds will never be the same!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Explore our vast world filled with edible landscapes and discover hidden foodie treasures around every corner. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers serving up potions disguised as gourmet dishes!

So if you’re ready to ditch the same old boring food and feast on the wildest and wackiest cuisine Minecraft has to offer, then join us on our server today! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DroneCraft200: Kyiv’s Revenge

aerial attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, DroneCraft200, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Hits, kyiv, Kyivs, military advancements, military targets, national security, precision strikes, Revenge, russia, strategic operations, Technology, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, year

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Items Found:	5905	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got drones that can hit over 200 military targets in Russia in just one year! Like, who needs TNT when you got drones, amirite? Imagine flying over enemy bases and dropping bombs like a boss. It’s like playing real-life Call of Duty but in Minecraft. Plus, we got secret missions and hidden treasures that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Meteor Craft: Climate Chaos

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server and become the ultimate meteorologist as you battle against the elements in a world where climate change is out of control!

sail through tornadoes, dodge lightning strikes, and try not to get swept away by tsunamis as you build your own weather station and predict the next big storm.

team up with other players to create a weather-resistant base or go solo and see if you can survive the wrath of mother nature on your own.

who needs sunny days when you can have epic thunderstorms and blizzards to test your survival skills? join now and become the weather wizard of the minecraft world!

8kun & 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, 8kun, Alt-Right, Anonymity, conspiracy theories, controversial websites, cyberbullying, digital communication, digital divide, echo chambers, extremism, free speech, Hate Speech, internet culture, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online forums, online radicalization, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between 4chan and 8kun users, where memes come to life and the drama never ends.

Ever heard of the legend of the player who believed in the mythical powers of diamond armor and actually became invincible? Or the player who thought they could fly by jumping off a cliff with a chicken in hand? Yeah, those stories are nothing compared to what you’ll experience on our server.

So, if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft, then come join us and see if you can survive the insanity. Just remember, nothing is off-limits on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Ready Minecraft SMP Next Time

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a House Blindfolded” challenge where the results are always hilarious.

We have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of fluffy warriors. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then join us on our server. Just remember, next time we will be ready for whatever craziness comes our way!

BFsMessyMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BFsMessyMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Burnt, cleaning up, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, dentist, Fairness, freezer meal, household chores, mac n cheese, morning routine, Oven, Procedure, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8010
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7286
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, burnt Mac n cheese, and passive-aggressive cleaning requests!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players over who should clean up a mess. Will you choose to be the hero who steps in to save the day, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. You never know what drama will unfold next, making every gameplay experience a rollercoaster of emotions.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where burnt dishes and cleaning disputes reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?