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BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5589
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	60553	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ores Mined:	6484	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	289	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6617
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Villages Defended:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3622	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!