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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4042 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.
u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.
plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!
