Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?
Looking for a server where you can date your favorite anime waifu? Look no further, because on our SMP, you can craft a diamond ring and propose to your virtual crush in style.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passages. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries hidden within?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not challenge our resident E-celeb to a build-off? Show off your building skills and earn bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate visual novel adventure! Just remember to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.
And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!
So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!
Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!
imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.
so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.
IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS
| Map size | Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way) |
|---|---|
| Render Distance | 10 Chunks |
| Gamemode | Hard |
| Griefing/PvP | Enabled |
| TnT/Carpet duping | Enabled |
| Netheroof | Enabled |
| Bedrock break | Enabled |
We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.
To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.
You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.
The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.
Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.
We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.
If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.
Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.
So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?
Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.
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