inoffensive Minecraft Servers

inoffensive Minecraft Servers

  • NoteBlockHero

    NoteBlockHero
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1336
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Farms Harvested: 267
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with the one and only Notorious C.R.E.E.P, a mysterious musician who serenades creepers to sleep with his soothing tunes. Rumor has it he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by playing them a sick beat on his diamond record player.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Enderman, who loves to boogie down in the End dimension. He’s always looking for new dance partners to join him in his never-ending party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a musical and magical experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPVtuberQueen – Minecraft SMP

    SMPVtuberQueen – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 7908
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Towns Built: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Enchantments Applied: 94
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to witness a showdown between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens over who gets to rule the server as the ultimate animal kingpin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vtuber who is rumored to be the most inoffensive player in the game. Rumor has it that she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but her soothing voice and a stack of diamond blocks.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition

    MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 862
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the multiverse theory that caused chaos in Mike and Casey’s relationship.

    Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!

    So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s House Daycare

    Mom’s House Daycare
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 1096
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6895 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

    So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftChat SMP

    MineCraftChat SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 828
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Villages Defended: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBodsMC

    BlockyBodsMC
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4583
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Potions Brewed: 23
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasGriefersGoneWild

    HamasGriefersGoneWild
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 987
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?

    Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?

    So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

    TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6902
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 6492
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 228 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

    but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

    and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • cocoa survival server

    cocoa survival server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1410
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.

    cocoaserver.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransfemMC

    TransfemMC
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 7215
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a Minecraft Server for transgender people! :3 We are very friendly people! Nya! If you wanna try out our unique server experience then give it a try :3

    transfemmc.de:20238

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

    Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6541
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 474959 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 379 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

    Features:

    Feature Description
    Discord Server Discord + Minecraft integration
    World Map Dynmap
    Bedrock support Geyser
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims Honor system + rollbacks
    KeepInventory Optional per player
    Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
    Text Formatting +Gradients!
    Brewery Just a treat!
    Big boy ram and big boy processor Minimal lag

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

    Happy Millennial Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 8334
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4333 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

    Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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