inoffensive – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoteBlockHero

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Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with the one and only Notorious C.R.E.E.P, a mysterious musician who serenades creepers to sleep with his soothing tunes. Rumor has it he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by playing them a sick beat on his diamond record player.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Enderman, who loves to boogie down in the End dimension. He’s always looking for new dance partners to join him in his never-ending party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a musical and magical experience like no other!

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SMPVtuberQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to witness a showdown between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens over who gets to rule the server as the ultimate animal kingpin.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vtuber who is rumored to be the most inoffensive player in the game. Rumor has it that she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but her soothing voice and a stack of diamond blocks.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

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Eternal Union 1.21.1

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Join our Minecraft server for a distraction from the impending doom of marriage! Who needs a sister’s wedding when you can build your own virtual world where nothing can go wrong? Plus, there’s a 50% chance you’ll have a better time on our server than your sister will in her marriage according to statistics! Don’t worry about terrible parents or suicide, just worry about creepers blowing up your house instead! It’s a virtual escape from reality that you desperately need right now.

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MomCraftDelivery

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from any unwanted vibes while you build your dream world block by block.

With a community as supportive as a best friend and as caring as a medical POA, you’ll never feel alone on our server. And who knows, maybe even your estranged mother will come around and join in on the fun – after all, Minecraft has a way of bringing people together, even in the most unexpected ways.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate virtual escape from real-life drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a new relationship with your in-game family that’s stronger than ever before.

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CraftyBibasMurderMystery

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OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own world and troll ur friends like a boss! We got unicorns runnin around and talking chickens that give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where u can battle zombie pigs and evil villagers for epic loot. And get this, our server is so lit that even Bibas family tells Netanyahu to ‘shut up’ cuz they too busy playin on here! So come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

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The Stoners 420 Alive

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YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE STONERS WHO STARTED ‘420’ ARE PROBS STILL ALIVE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN MEET THE LEGENDARY STONERS THEMSELVES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY’LL TEACH YOU SOME SECRET STONER CRAFTING RECIPES OR SOMETHING. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT… LITERALLY!

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Greenist Nw

Survival, Towny, Towny BoxPVP Survival Multiplayer Community Economy Roleplay Quests Minigames Faction Creative Skyblock Pixelmon Vanilla Whitelisted Hardcore Adventure Dungeons Modded Skywars

Lordistan Towny is a server with boxpvp, survival game modes. We always deal with our players to give the best experience. We welcome you in our server!

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Celestia Worldbuilding

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Celestia Worldbuilding

A newly crafted worldbuilding server set at the dawn of a brand-new history. Celestia Worldbuilding has opened its gates, inviting you to join an exciting, immersive experience. Players will collaborate and compete to forge alliances, conquer territories, establish trade routes, engage in battles, and construct sprawling cities, shaping the ever-evolving story of Celestia.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is worldbuilding?	Worldbuilding combines factions, geopolitics, and light roleplay elements. Players will create and rewrite history as they conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build. The history of the server will be carefully chronicled in the Celestia Wiki, ensuring a rich and evolving tapestry of stories for all players—new and seasoned alike.
What can you do?	In Celestia, the world is truly yours to shape. With minimal admin intervention, your success will depend entirely on your strategy, creativity, and interactions with fellow players. Whether you’re a builder, fighter, diplomat, or explorer, Celestia offers endless opportunities to leave your mark.

Join Celestia Worldbuilding today, and start creating YOUR legacy.

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WildCraft Realms 1.21.3

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

Join our server for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. We’ve got rainbow-colored sheep, talking trees, and lava that flows like chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on crack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful Minecraft items. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a potion that turns you into a giant chicken? Done and done.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mind-bending Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up, because things are about to get rAw TiMe!

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UltimateCraft: Partner Dilemma

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions just like this story? Look no further! Our server is like a dramatic soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of uncertainty as you never know what crazy twists and turns will happen next.

Just like the partner in this story, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises. Will you build a beautiful castle only to have it blown up by a sneaky griefer? Will you team up with friends to conquer dungeons, only to have them turn on you in a battle for the best loot? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you guessing and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll find the happy ending you’re looking for, or maybe you’ll end up in a dramatic showdown with a virtual villain. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

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ChocoCraftFactory

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with Oompa Loompas, golden tickets, and endless amounts of chocolate (in-game, of course). Explore our crazy world where every block is made of candy and every mob is a sugary treat waiting to be devoured. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

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Democraft Server: Historic Low!

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so, like, have u heard about this server? it’s like, totally epic and stuff. like, the global democracy score is like, so low, but on this server, u can be the ruler of ur own land. u can make all the rules and stuff. it’s like, ur own little dictatorship, but in a fun way, u know?

join this server and u can be the king or queen of ur own kingdom. u can have ur own army of chickens and pigs and stuff. u can make ur subjects build u a giant statue of urself made out of diamonds. it’s gonna be so lit, u won’t even believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground society on the server where they worship a giant potato. u can join them and sacrifice carrots to the potato god. it’s like, the most insane thing ever, u gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join this server and be the ruler of ur own world. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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