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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3900 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!