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StarlinkCraftEU
lol join dis server if u want to help Ukraine replace Musk’s Starlink! we got u covered with all da resources u need to build a new and improved internet for dem. plus, u can ride on a flying pig while u do it cuz why not? we also have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game, like a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns u into a giant chicken. so come on down and be a hero for Ukraine, all while having a blast in our wacky and wild world! -
Sound-Salt GlassCraft
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got glass dat cleans itself, like wut?! no more needin harsh chemicals, just sound and salt, like magic or sumthin. imagine havin windshields dat clean themselves while u drive, or surfaces dat kill germs on their own. oh, and did i mention better beer? yea, dat too. so join now and experience da glass revolution in minecraft, it’s lit fam! -
EraseTheWheel – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have this crazy rule where you can erase one invention from history! Like, imagine if you could delete the invention of pants so we could all just run around in our undies all day. Or what if you got rid of the invention of the wheel so we could all just slide around on banana peels instead? It’s gonna be so chaotic and hilarious, you won’t want to miss out! Join now and let’s delete some crazy inventions together, it’s gonna be a blast! -
SuitlessSteve’sCraft
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the rules and wears suits like a bunch of squares? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us and let your creativity run wild as we build a world where anything goes, even if it means disrespecting the White House and America by not wearing a suit like Elon Musk. Who needs formal attire when you can be rocking a diamond armor set and riding a pig into battle? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time! -
Lithium Llama Lounge
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we extract lithium like it’s nobody’s business! our researchers have gone bonkers and found the most efficient way to get that sweet lithium for all your EV battery needs. we’re using solid-state electrolytes as membrane materials for aqueous lithium extraction – like, what even is that?! it’s so efficient, it’s almost perfect! join us and be part of the most sustainable EV battery supply chain in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it! -
UpgradeOrganMinecraftSMP
Yo, listen up you absolute legends! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bro. We got custom plugins that let you upgrade one organ in your body, like what even is that?! Imagine having a super-powered liver that can process potions faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Or how about a brain that can calculate the perfect creeper explosion trajectory? Insane, right?But wait, there’s more! We have legendary events like the Great Sheep Olympics where you have to shear as many sheep as you can in 60 seconds while avoiding angry llamas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base building competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your upgraded organ). Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
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Crafty Chat Masters
so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.our server is so lit that even ChatGPT said it’s cool to use it cuz it won’t make u a copycat. instead, u’ll be part of a community that’s all about creativity and fun.
we got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, and if u find them, u’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly dragon named Steve.
join us now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. who needs reality when u can have flying pigs and laser-eyed llamas, amirite?
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TasteCraft: Virtual Flavor Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where you can LITERALLY TASTE the blocks you mine and the animals you kill! imagine the thrill of biting into a virtual steak and actually feeling the juicy goodness in your mouth.we have a secret potion that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies that explode with confetti instead of TNT. it’s like a party every time you encounter one!
our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!
plus, we have a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, tastiest, and most insane minecraft adventure of your life!
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Jefferson’s Air Balloon Fun
LOL come join this cray cray minecraft server where we have flying pigs and hot air balloons just like Thomas Jefferson wanted in 1784!! Fly over Philadelphia like Jean Pierre Blanchard in 1793 but watch out for creepers trying to ruin your historic flight! We also have a secret underground lab where you can create potions that make you jump super high or turn into a chicken for funsies. Join now for a wacky adventure through time and space, only on this insane minecraft server! -
Lion Network
Lion Network is the perfect ecosystem for those seeking innovation and profitability in the digital world. We have multiple modalities designed to maximize your profits, providing security and efficiency in each step. Although we have great surprises on the way, we have currently launched our Boxmining modality, a powerful and accessible solution to start undermining from home with the best technology. Join Lion Network and be part of the future of mining!
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