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Minecraft2020s LOLz
Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together! -
Future Craft 2025 1.21.3
Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the daki-less revolution!>2025>doesnβt own daki But who needs a daki when you can have a diamond sword in Minecraft?
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while pretending you don’t own a daki!
Who needs a body pillow when you can have a creeper explode in your face?
Join now and be a part of the daki-less gang, where we prioritize pixelated swords over waifus!
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and show off your lack of daki ownership with pride!
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Starlink Smackdown Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than elon musk’s enemy usaid investigating starlink’s contracts in ukraine. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks. our community is more lit than a nether portal on fire. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us. -
TeslaCraft: Exposing Blocky Personalities!
LOLZZZ come join our epic minecraft server, where driving a tesla is the only way to get around!! ππ our head of investments from the bank of nordea said it best, “driving a tesla exposes who you are” so come show off your true self in our virtual world!! we have insane builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground tesla racing track ποΈπ¨ join now and let your inner tesla lover shine!! #tesla4life #minecraftmadness ππ€ͺ -
LulaCraft: Musk Defeated, Europe Bound
so, like, this server is like, the wildest place ever, dude. like, brazil and musk had this epic battle and brazil totally kicked musk’s butt, like, whoa. now lula, the boss of brazil, is like, sharing all his notes with europe on this server. you gotta join, man. you’ll be part of this epic saga, like, fighting off crazy mobs and building the coolest structures ever. plus, you might even get to hang out with lula and hear all his crazy stories. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, dude! -
Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare
Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good! -
Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang -
Photonics Center’s Polariton Party
join our epic minecraft server where we have polariton logical devices that will blow ur mind!!! the team from the Photonics Center went cray cray and now u can experience tunable polariton emission at ROOM TEMPERATURE in our server!!! who needs redstone when u have polaritons, amirite??? come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!!! #polaritonpower #minecraftmadness -
ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!
Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!
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DroneCraft – The Unintended Weapon
join our epic minecraft server where drones are not only weaponized, but they also shoot out rainbow lasers that turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! ππimagine flying around on a drone shooting rainbows at your friends and turning them into cute little bunnies hopping around the map. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.
if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds, then come join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. who needs swords and armor when you have rainbow-shooting drones?
plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new bunny friends. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the rainbow drones reign supreme! πππ