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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2946 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 489390 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Farms Harvested: | 350 | Potions Brewed: | 23 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.