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ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

ZeroDeath Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4159	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers apologize before exploding! That’s right, on our server, you have a 0% chance of dying from any mob or environmental hazard. In fact, the zombies actually bring you flowers and the skeletons offer to do your homework for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rides a giant chicken into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Join our server and you might even get to ride a flying llama into the sunset while battling a horde of rainbow-colored spiders.

So why join our server? Because where else can you have tea parties with the Wither Boss or go on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you have to worry about is running out of popcorn while watching the epic battles between the villagers and the evil llamas. Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crops Grown:	3721
Dimension Hops:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!

Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Yagoo is on the hunt for Minecraft players who can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot. If you think you have what it takes to impress Yagoo and join his elite squad of block-building warriors, then this server is the place for you! Join now and show off your skills in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. Who knows, you might even catch Yagoo’s eye and become his right-hand player in the quest to conquer the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the blocky adventures begin!

Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Towns Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	631932	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server before the Xbox 360 marketplace shuts down and prices go through the roof? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Our server is like a virtual time machine, transporting you back to the glory days of gaming before everything gets crazy expensive. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us now before it’s too late!

ChudCraft: Where Persian chuds get absolutely BTFO in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with the fierce Zog Princess as she takes down an army of incel drones! These drones have taken over the land with their toxic masculinity and questionable hygiene habits, but with your help, we can show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?

SunsetCraft: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Items Found:	3328
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Instead of reading about cute anime girls, you can actually interact with them in-game. Want to date a tsundere zombie? Go for it! Prefer a yandere creeper? They’re waiting for you!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being controlled by the unrealistic expectations set by the world of pornography? Are you ready to break free and explore sex and sexuality in a whole new way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can let your imagination run wild and create your own unique experiences. Build your own virtual world where you can explore sex and sexuality in a safe and supportive environment.

Forget about the pressures of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs porn when you have the power to create your own fantasies right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey towards a more authentic and fulfilling exploration of sex and sexuality. Let’s break free from the chains of porn and embrace a new era of discovery and self-expression!

Crafty Bulma’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	275

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server, “Bulma my beloved,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off. Our server is run by a group of wacky NPCs who will guide you through ridiculous quests like hunting down a rare chicken that lays golden eggs or rescuing a group of lost llamas who have formed a boy band.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bulma, a sassy and stylish llama who has a penchant for throwing the most extravagant parties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can impress Bulma with your dance moves, she’ll grant you three wishes – no joke!

So what are you waiting for? Join “Bulma my beloved” today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama!

CraftyCreeperz: Where building blocks are scarier than Iran’s proxies!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3703	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like Israel, defending against the threats of Iran (and creepers) to keep you safe while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.

So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?

CraftyCraft: Manhattan Madness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mines Excavated:	1323	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Do you like Manhattan? Well, imagine if Manhattan was made entirely out of pixelated blocks and filled with creepers and zombies! Our Minecraft server takes the concrete jungle to a whole new level, where you can build your own skyscrapers, battle mobs in Central Park, and even ride minecart subways to get around. Join us for a wild adventure that will make you feel like a blocky billionaire in the Big Apple!

Crafty Sora’s Nonsense Land – LOL Edition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2691
Void Armor Forged:	23	Crops Grown:	7660
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can experience the thrill of Dramaturgy 2nd Edition – where every block you break is a dramatic masterpiece waiting to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest song will have you bopping along as you mine and craft your way through our server. And don’t forget to tune in to Holodex Radio for all the latest tunes to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Why not check out our exclusive merch, available for a limited time only. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, join us for the Tokino Sora 6th Anniversary Party – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even run into Watanuki-san or get a group cover of your favorite song. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the madness begin!