InnocentSMP
This is a new lifesteal SMP. It has lots of game modes. Join today and get a VIP rank! The first 50 players will get VIP rank and keys. So what are you waiting for? Join now!
Innocentsmp.falixsrv.me
This is a new lifesteal SMP. It has lots of game modes. Join today and get a VIP rank! The first 50 players will get VIP rank and keys. So what are you waiting for? Join now!
Innocentsmp.falixsrv.me
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined CRIPPLEku and instantly became the STRONGEST warrior in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because on this server, you can craft weapons and armor made out of pure DIAMONDS and UNICORN TEARS. Yes, you heard that right – UNICORN TEARS.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most MAJESTIC creatures you will ever encounter. From fire-breathing llamas to dancing zombies, you will never have a dull moment on CRIPPLEku.
So what are you waiting for? Join CRIPPLEku today and embark on the most RIDICULOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!
Our fortune-telling feature is top-notch – just ask one of our players who received the message: ï―·ïūââââââ(ïūâïū)ââââââ !!!! That’s right, your future is looking bright on this server!
So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond block that tells jokes or a zombie pigman who loves to dance the Macarena. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!
Join us for a wild ride through INSANE minigames that will have you laughing, crying, and possibly questioning your own sanity.
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday!
And don’t even get us started on our LEGENDARY treasure hunts. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of talking wolves. Are you brave enough to find it?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a pig off a cliff all in one day?
Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most WACKY place to play Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer with our very own Total Concentration Breathing technique! Join us and discover a world where you can craft your own EPIC sword made out of diamond-encrusted bacon and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with your superhuman breathing powers.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle against a giant Ender Dragon made out of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your wildest Total Concentration Breathing technique in the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Can you believe it? Neither could we!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant squids and battle against an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who will challenge you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible.
ðĨ Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! ð°ïļ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! ðģïļâð But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! ðŠ
ð° And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? ðļ It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! ð So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! ðĪŠ
Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! ðŪ