Innocent MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

fetish, snouts, Pussyfree, innocent, safe for work

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

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CraftyConvictsMC

criminal system, criminal law, justice system, plea bargaining, criminal charges

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer! We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re actually pretty funny, not gonna lie).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!

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CreepyCrafter Minecraft Server

Startling, CreepyCrafter, petrifying, Shocking.., panic-inducing

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything seems normal at first glance – cute animals, beautiful landscapes, friendly players. But little do you know, lurking beneath the surface are some seriously spooky surprises waiting to jump out and scare the pants off you!

Join this server if you dare to face off against the creepiest mobs you’ve ever seen – we’re talking zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and even a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes! But don’t worry, you’ll have some epic weapons at your disposal, like a diamond sword that can summon lightning storms or a bow that shoots exploding arrows.

And if you think surviving the mobs is tough, just wait until you stumble upon our secret underground dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive – will you be one of them?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or running for your life), come join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, nothing is as innocent as it seems!

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Pixel Pediatric Pummel Minecraft Server

International, russia, Ukraine, humanitarian, Tragedy

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of russia striking a children’s hospital in ukraine! build your own hospital and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the russian side and wreak havoc on innocent virtual patients.

we have custom weapons like exploding teddy bears and laser-guided pacifiers, plus special events where you can ride on the back of a virtual bear and drop bombs on unsuspecting players.

join now for a truly explosive gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and moral compass!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Shocking.., misunderstanding, EMBARRASSING, funny, amusing

Have you ever heard a young kid innocently say something so inappropriate that you couldn’t help but laugh? Well, that’s basically what our Minecraft server is like – a constant stream of unintentional hilarity that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!

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GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE, Sensitive, malicious intent, Pregnancy

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

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KissCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, love, awkward, emotional, butterflies

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first kisses again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life and just focus on building the perfect pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted the power of endless kisses from virtual villagers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Kiss your real life problems goodbye and join us today!

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TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

emoji, Cool, supreme talent, WWE Women’s World Champion., Disciplined

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

Pure, Server, literal woman, child, fragile

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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CoupleSplitterCraft

Friends, texts, CoupleSplitterCraft, song, innocent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potions in a witch’s cauldron! Are you ready to break up virtual couples you barely know and cause chaos in the pixelated world?

Join us and meet players like John M23, who will swipe up your stories and make his girlfriend think he’s cheating on her with you, even though you’ve only had TWO conversations! Watch as relationships crumble over innocent in-game chats and witness the power of social media drama in action.

Who needs to text online when you can meet in person in the virtual world of Minecraft? Avoid those pesky girlfriends who monitor your texts and dive into a world where friendships are tested by outrageous accusations and unexpected plot twists.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of relationship drama and questionable intentions. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a love triangle or two!

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