Innocence MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyKidLies

learning the truth, misconceptions debunked, childhood lies, childhood tales, realizing the truth

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

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KidSaidWhatMinecraftSMP

wisdom, storytelling, life lessons, life changing, Childhood

Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, let me tell you about this epic SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings! It’s like a dream come true, man.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers are actually secret agents working for a potato mafia, and the only way to gain their trust is by doing the chicken dance while juggling golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the Nether, bro. It’s like a disco inferno with zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts spitting fireballs like they’re at a rap battle.

So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, just hit me up and I’ll send you the secret code word to enter this magical world. Trust me, once you see a cow riding a minecart while playing the saxophone, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

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ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, playing with toys, carefree days, imagination, ChildhoodNostalgia

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to relive your childhood but in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re going back to when you were a wee little Minecraft noob.

Join our server for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creepers” and “Pig Racing with Ender Dragons”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride an Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Herobrine doing the Macarena. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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BetrayedBySMPmom

Disappointment, Vulnerability, BETRAYAL, Innocence, BetrayedBySMPmom

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! So like, the first lie I remember being told was that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find diamonds right away. But like, no one told me about the lava and I lost all my stuff, I felt so betrayed man. But like, on this server, they promise you’ll find diamonds EVERYWHERE, even in the sky! And like, there’s a secret underground base where all the admins hang out and they give out free enchanted gear, it’s like a dream come true! So join now and never feel betrayed again, unless someone steals your diamonds, then you’re on your own, lolz!

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CreeperCouplesNightOut

Honesty, female coworker, loyalty, Communication, late night

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hanging out with your boyfriend’s female coworker in a virtual world! That’s right, we encourage all players to form close friendships with coworkers and see where the night takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a virtual parking lot having deep conversations until the virtual bar closes!

But don’t worry, it’s all completely innocent in our server. Just like in real life, there’s nothing to worry about and you’re definitely not crazy for thinking otherwise. So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen – even virtual drama with your boyfriend’s coworker!

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ChildishCraft

Toys, Innocence, Fun, Playtime, pastimes

Are you a fan of building block towers and pretending you’re an architect? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle and defeating evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts)! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against an army of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero with the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes (okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren

police questioning, Innocence, calling the police, aunt, Protection

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the adrenaline rush you need? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride!

Join our server for heart-pounding adventures that will have you hiding in a virtual wardrobe with a butter knife and deodorant, ready to defend yourself against imaginary robbers! Just like the time when I (13 f) thought I was facing a real-life burglary in Spain, but it turned out to be my aunt doing the dishes! Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, the police might even get involved (just like they did with my aunt)! So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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KidQsMinecraft SMP

Exploration, Insight, imagination, knowledge, questions

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta hear this wild story. So like, one time, there was this player who found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. And like, to get to the diamonds, you had to defeat the chickens in a dance-off. It was lit, bro.

And like, if you join this server, you get to ride on giant flying pigs and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, we got a team of ninja llamas ready to protect us.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers? Yeah, it’s totally rad. So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftsmp #crazyadventures #ninjallamas

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SwearWordNoob Minecraft SMP

smp, linguistic misunderstanding, Innocence, language exploration, Meaning

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. And get this, the admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes. So come join us and experience the most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it! #PigArmy #DiamondPizza #MinecraftWizardry 🐷💎🍕🧙‍♂️

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CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Gaming, Social Interaction, family, gaming etiquette, Communication

Are you tired of being accused of dating your cousin’s friends just because you’re a girl? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your gender or who you play with! We welcome all players, no matter who you are or who you’re related to. Plus, we have a strict “no creep” policy, so you can game in peace without any panic attacks. Join now and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

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