#innercritic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

apply, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Epic, Exploding, Friends, Game, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Permission, Public, rp, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vurxx

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

Server Name	Vurxx SMP Reignited
Community Size	Small
Server Type	Semi-RP/In Character
Mods	Vanilla+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
Are there any game-changing mods?	No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GameLove Minecraft Server

changes, Childhood, confusion, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, Game, GameLove, longing, lost passion, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, questions, rediscovery, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimentality, Server, transformation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have got some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoomieWars Minecraft Server

aita, Communication Issues, fair room assignment, last minute changes, Minecraft, noise concerns, online work, planning ahead, room agreement, room allocation, room dispute, room preferences, room selection, room selection process, room size, RoomieWars, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, Server, shared flat, University housing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are decided by epic hat draws! Join us for a chance to win the best room in the house next to the kitchen – perfect for late-night gaming sessions without disturbing your roommates studying for exams.

Experience the thrill of random room selection and the drama of last-minute changes as you navigate through the ups and downs of shared living arrangements. Will you be the lucky winner of the coveted room, or will you end up with the slightly smaller one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual room and show off your building skills in a community where fairness and randomness reign supreme. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have Minecraft ones instead? Join us today and let the hat draw decide your fate!

DadDeniedMC

absent father, blended family, choosing family, DadDeniedMC, estranged father, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, parental involvement, stepdad, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	585	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream wedding without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

On our server, you can design the perfect wedding venue, complete with a pixelated cake and virtual guests who actually RSVP on time. Say goodbye to bio dads demanding to walk you down the aisle – here, you make the rules!

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your happily ever after. No absentee dads allowed – only blocky bliss awaits you on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong

blockwars, CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, civilians, death toll, diplomatic talks, global crisis, heartbreaking news, human rights violations, innocent victims, international conflict, Peace, peace negotiations, peace summit, political turmoil, Russian actions, summit, Tragedy, tragic loss, violence, War Crimes, wrong

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness

PhysioRideCraft

bipedal form, block evaporation, Brains, capitalize, domesticated animals, Evolution, evolutionarily selected, evolutionary pressure, hair, happenstance, happy accident, MOUNT, physiology, PhysioRideCraft, ride animals, saddle animals, shaped bodies, sweat, THUMBS, traverse long distances

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.

why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?

our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.

come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?

CraftyKidsExposed

Abuse, childhood exposure, children, concerns, CraftyKidsExposed, data, domestic violence, global estimates, Impact, inappropriate, intervention, Measurement, mental health, negative outcomes, research, researchers, statistics, Tools, Trauma, Violence prevention, worldwide

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4814	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

buttoncraft server Minecraft

Auto-mine, buttoncraft, Landish craft, Minecraft, private auto mine, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7681	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crops Grown:	1141	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Landish craft is a survival server with a private auto mine, albeit empty

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