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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2061 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖
