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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3301 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 256 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
so lyke, imagine u r just minding ur own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly u get attacked by a horde of zombies. u think u r done for, but then u remember u r on this epic server where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to give u hugs.
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get zombie hugs, but u also get to explore the depths of the earth and find secret passages that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention that u can ride on the backs of giant chickens and fly around the server like a majestic bird? yea, that’s totally a thing on this server.
so come join us and experience the thrill of tracing Ebola’s route to the skin surface in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. #zombiehugsforlife
