New Minecraft Servers 2025

Inmate Minecraft Servers

Inmate Minecraft Servers

  • BlockySamurai46

    BlockySamurai46
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1830
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Dimension Hops: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1612

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    OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

    anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

    if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

    so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Prison Break Minecraft Server

    Prison Break Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 8369
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrisonProtestMC

    PrisonProtestMC
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9392
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

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    come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got 60 women at tehran’s evin prison protesting death sentences and we need YOU to help them escape! build secret tunnels, create distractions, and fight off guards with your diamond swords!

    but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and if you’re feeling brave, take on the ender dragon in a epic battle for glory and treasure!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrisonDeath LOL

    PrisonDeath LOL
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9075
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Crops Grown: 1977
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you want to find out who died in prison and totally deserved it – maybe it was a zombie who got caught stealing diamonds, or a creeper who couldn’t stop blowing up other players’ houses. Either way, you won’t find drama like this on any other server! Plus, rumor has it that the ghosts of the fallen players haunt our virtual world, adding an extra spooky element to your gameplay. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious prison deaths – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking in the shadows!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LastMeal Minecraft Server

    LastMeal Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 1627
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Animals Bred: 102 Enchantments Applied: 134
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding virtual death row!

    On our server, you can choose your last meal before facing the ultimate challenge of survival in our crazy world. Will you go for a feast fit for a king or a hilarious concoction that will leave your taste buds begging for mercy? The choice is yours!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter wild mobs, treacherous terrain, and even the occasional troll who will try to sabotage your creations. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer death row and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CellMateCraft Server

    CellMateCraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 8694
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6080 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your new cell mate is a creeper who loves to blow things up! Don’t worry, he’s a blast to hang out with (literally). Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with zombie pigmen who just want to borrow your diamonds for a quick snack. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate prison break adventure in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

    PrisonPeen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1737
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 133 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

    Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wintervale

    Wintervale
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7568
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Votes: 5556 Dragon Scales Harvested: 198
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Animals Bred: 91
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

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    Welcome to Wintervale, where we invite you to experience the timeless allure of Classic Prison gameplay. Step into a world where the iron bars and cobblestone pathways of the prison serve as the backdrop for an enthralling journey towards freedom. Our server boasts a meticulously crafted Classic Prison experience, paying homage to the beloved gameplay style that has captivated players for years. Begin your journey as a humble inmate, navigating through a progression-based system that challenges your wit, resourcefulness, and entrepreneurial spirit. Mine resources, participate in lucrative jobs, and strategize your way up the ranks to gain access to new areas and perks. Engage in thriving player economies, form alliances, and establish dominance in a world where power and influence are the ultimate currencies. With a dedicated and vibrant community, Wintervale’s Classic Prison offers an immersive and addictive gameplay experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Join us now and redefine the meaning of success within these prison walls.

    play.wintervale.co:25567

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  • Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

    Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 6515
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 New Chunks Explored: 585514
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

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    Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

    ”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

    Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

    ”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

    Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

    ”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

    Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

    Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • F16CrashCraft Minecraft Server

    F16CrashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9437
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Emeralds Found: 2310
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got US experts helping us figure out why our F-16s keep crashing in our epic war with Russia. it’s like, a total mystery, bro. but don’t worry, we got this under control. join our server and help us solve this crazy puzzle while building epic bases and battling it out with your friends. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyCommieBankBan

    BlockyCommieBankBan
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4378
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Emeralds Found: 6212
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

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    OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AmbidexCraft

    AmbidexCraft
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7118
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3509 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

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    so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.

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  • MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!

    MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4791
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Votes: 3245
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

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    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the way you mine for diamonds actually helps you solve math problems! It’s like, so crazy, man. You’ll be digging away and suddenly BAM, you remember the quadratic formula like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the more math problems you solve, the more epic loot you get in the game. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy feature where solving puzzles can actually alter your memory. Like, you could be trying to figure out how to build a redstone contraption and then BOOM, you remember your 5th grade teacher’s phone number. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

    And get this, sometimes solving problems can even create false memories. Like, you could swear you saw a herd of pink sheep running through the server, but it was just your brain playing tricks on you. It’s a wild ride, man.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server where math and memory collide in the most outrageous ways. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have? It’s gonna be a blast, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+

    Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6337
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Ores Mined: 7521 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

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    Key Features:
    🔒 Land Claiming
    💰 Player-Run Economy
    🏅 Ranks
    Custom Enchantments
    💪 Skills System
    🌍 Massive World
    🚀 Minecraft 1.21
    🚀 And Much More

    Connect With Us:

    Server IP: play.ezartla.com

    Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

    FAQ

    Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla?

    A: To claim land, simply use the land claiming system by placing a claim block and selecting the area you wish to protect.

    Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

    A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you progress, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.

    Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

    A: Yes, Ezartla features powerful custom enchantments that can be applied to gear to enhance your gameplay.

    Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

    A: Yes, Ezartla has a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

    Q: Is there a skills system on Ezartla?

    A: Yes, you can hone your skills in various disciplines such as mining, crafting, combat, and farming to unlock new abilities.

    Q: How large is the world on Ezartla?

    A: The world on Ezartla is massive, spanning 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

    Q: Which version of Minecraft does Ezartla use?

    A: Ezartla uses Minecraft 1.21, allowing you to experience the latest features, blocks, and mechanics.

    Q: How can I stay updated with Ezartla news and community discussions?

    A: Join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny to stay updated with the latest news and chat with fellow players.

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  • EveCraft Minecraft Server

    EveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 3567
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, on our server, Eve looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy because…why not? Maybe she’s a secret cosplayer or maybe she just really loves Tifa’s style. Join us for a chance to see Eve kicking creepers with her killer martial arts moves while looking fabulous in her Tifa-inspired outfit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with her and take on the Ender Dragon together! Join now for a chance to see Eve’s epic transformation and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

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  • ”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

    ”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 6769
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

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    Looking for a place to chat about your favorite cute and funny female protagonists in cartoons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

    Join us for the emotional strip edition of Webby’s adventures, where she navigates the ups and downs of being a duck in a human world. And don’t miss out on the MEGAS, where Molly McGee’s ghostly shenanigans will have you in stitches!

    But wait, there’s more! Hailey is always on it, solving mysteries and saving the day in her own unique way. And who can forget The Owl House, where magic and mayhem collide in the most hilarious ways possible?

    Amphibia, Kiff, Hamster And Gretel, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur – we’ve got it all! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Miraculous, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and so much more.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wacky world of Western cartoons like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

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  • PissedCraft Minecraft Server

    PissedCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 8712
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ores Mined: 994 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with fake friends like Jake? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable pals again!

    On our server, we have a strict “no Jake” policy, so you can game in peace without any drama or half-hearted apologies. Plus, our virtual birthday parties are way more fun than any real-life gathering – no need to worry about who’s paying for what gift!

    So come join us and leave all the Jakes behind. Let’s build some epic friendships and have a blast together in the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life Jake drama!

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  • SisPicDenialCraft

    SisPicDenialCraft
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 744
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ores Mined: 6935
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9263 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

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    Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server out there! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate ghostly adventure and be surrounded by the spirits of long lost siblings.

    Our server is like no other, with rooms dedicated to the memory of past players who have moved on to the next level. Explore Emily’s room, untouched since her departure, and feel the chill of her presence as you navigate through the eerie hallways.

    But beware, our extended family members may pop in from time to time to remind you of the importance of compassion and understanding, even in the face of ghostly encounters. And don’t forget to collect photos of your lost siblings to decorate your virtual dorm room – it’s a must-have for all players!

    So, are you ready to face the ghosts of the past and prove yourself worthy of survival in this hauntingly hilarious Minecraft server? Join us now and show us if you’ve got what it takes to navigate the afterlife with style!

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  • ParodyFlicksMC SMP

    ParodyFlicksMC SMP
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 919
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take anything seriously! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so hilarious, even Hollywood is taking notes. We once had a player accidentally turn their house into a giant toilet, and we all had to help them flush out the problem (literally).

    If you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash), then come join us! Who needs a movie when you can experience the ultimate comedy show in Minecraft form? Join now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

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