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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7306 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
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