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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5790
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

    But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

    Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7414
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Votes: 7981 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ores Mined: 1283
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

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    Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Unfriendly Minecraft Server

    Unfriendly Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4693
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ores Mined: 6225
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

    2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

    3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

    4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

    So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

    White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5161
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Votes: 2526

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

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  • Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

    Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 6432
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Votes: 5471 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

    Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

    Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3737
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 New Chunks Explored: 318729

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

    We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

    Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

    Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

    So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

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  • Equal Rights Minecraft Server

    Equal Rights Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2785
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Crops Grown: 9871
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

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  • Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

    Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 828
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Gods Slained: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Emeralds Found: 9323

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

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