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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	863	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Animals Bred:	169

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Towns Built:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	689030	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	3300	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5810	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!