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> me waiting for Trump to deport all the Minecraft SMP players
Are you tired of being stuck inside all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise a non-stop adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a visit from aliens (just kidding…or am I?). Forget about waiting for Trump to deport all the non-whites, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! -
ActivistGoneWildMC
OMG, u gotta join dis server, it’s crazier than an activist protest in West Bank! We got more action than a shootout with Israeli forces! Witness the chaos and mayhem as u build ur way to victory in a world where anything can happen! Join now and experience the thrill of survival like never before! Who needs peace when u can have epic battles and epic loot?! Let’s goooo! -
ProtestCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot activists for fun! just kidding, but seriously, we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever experience. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started attacking everyone. it was chaos, but so much fun! plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ll ever see. someone even recreated the mona lisa using only dirt blocks. it’s insane! so come join us and be a part of the madness. who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! -
Vote Mine Minecraft Server
Are you tired of losing in elections even when you have the most votes? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the supreme ruler of the land simply by building the biggest and most impressive pixel art statue of yourself! Forget about democracy, it’s all about who can craft the most epic monument to their own greatness.Join now and show everyone who’s boss by creating a giant golden statue of yourself riding a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. Don’t let those pesky voters hold you back from your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual world. Plus, we have daily llama parades and llama jousting tournaments for added fun!
So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to victory, one llama at a time. Remember, on our server, the only vote that matters is the one you cast with your crafting table.
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RainbowCraft: PvP Prisoners
lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can team up with gay chechen prisoners who were forced to fight in ukraine? well now u have! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. these prisoners may have been coerced into fighting, but now they’re ready to take on the minecraft world with you by their side. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with some badass ex-warriors? join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else! -
DisastrousMC SMP
Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to create the most ridiculous and outrageous structures possible. We’re talking giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses made entirely out of cake. Why join this server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a mad scientist who is using the server as a testing ground for his latest invention: a machine that turns diamonds into real-life puppies. Yes, you read that right. So if you want to be a part of this wacky experiment and potentially have a puppy army at your disposal, then this is the SMP for you. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone starts competing to see who can create the most absurd creation of them all. -
BlockyBanterCraft
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that drop diamonds and creepers that explode in rainbows! Plus, our dungeons are filled with treasure and secret passages that lead to a land of infinite cake!But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is like, a battleground of epic proportions where you can battle other players with enchanted weapons and ride on flying pigs! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour races on top of giant floating tacos!
So come on, join us on this wild ride of adventure and madness, where even the slain Gaza hostages have respawned as super-powered warriors ready to take on any challenge! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!