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At just 26 years old, I’ve already seen things that would make a seasoned Minecraft player cry. But on our server, we laugh in the face of danger and embrace the chaos with open arms. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
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Tired of dealing with racist honkey cops in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a black man without fear of getting shot by the police! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about discrimination or violence. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave those racist honkey cops in the dust!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the wild west meets the virtual world! Join us as we explore the mystery of why Texas is killing white Chads – maybe they didn’t tip their cowboy hats or maybe they ran out of BBQ sauce, who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So saddle up, partner, and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time on our server. Yeehaw!
Are you tired of being prosecuted by Smrds and their Jewish masters in real life Serbia? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where you can reclaim the pride of the once great kingdom of Serbia! Join us and build your own virtual empire, free from persecution and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you can rule over a pixelated paradise? Join now and show those Smrds who’s boss!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Asian girls will flock to you the moment you say you’re not into them! It’s like a reverse psychology love potion, but in blocky pixel form. Watch as they build you beautiful structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and gold ingots, all while serenading you with enchanting melodies played on note blocks.
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Are you tired of dealing with the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout? Join our Minecraft server for a completely different gaming experience!
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Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Join us for a chance to ride on a llama while battling a dragon with a diamond sword.
Forget about the boring old Nexus mods – on our server, you can create your own custom mods by simply typing a command in the chat. Want to turn all the pigs into flying unicorns? Done. How about giving yourself super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.
Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?
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🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯
Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!
But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.
Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?
Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!
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Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.
Our server featuresWARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.
But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!