Join this server and u can be part of the resistance against the evil Putin regime. u can build secret underground bases, gather resources to fund the rebellion, and recruit other players to join ur cause.
But be careful, cuz if u get caught by the Putin loyalists, u might end up like that 15-year-old schoolboy, sentenced to 5 years in a virtual Minecraft prison.
So come join us on this epic adventure and help us take down the tyrannical Putin empire once and for all! #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRebellion
We promise no crazy girls with AirPods will be screaming “RAPE” at you here. Just pure, unadulterated fun and creativity. Plus, if you happen to save someone from a car accident, we’ll actually believe you and not send you to jail.
So come join us and let’s build a world where women don’t call you a disgusting rapist freak fuck loser for simply trying to be a hero. Minecraft – where crazy accusations don’t exist, only endless possibilities!
we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!
join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!
join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!
