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BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	134
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

ScarCraftStory

accident, Body, emotional, Experience, healing, injury, long tail tag, MARK, memorable, Memory, Pain, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarCraftStory, skin, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9064
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

accident, Boredom, campus, collapse, college, comedy, CRAZE, crotch, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Food, Friends, funny, House, injury, LEAVING, medicine ball, Minecraft, Pain, reaction, regret, Server, Story, stupid

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

accident, BIZARRE, bizarre accident, clumsy, funny, funny injury, HurtByWeirdness, injury, Minecraft, mishap, odd, odd occurrence, Pain, peculiar, peculiar injury, quirky, smp, strange, strange mishap, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual incident, weird

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	1392
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

FireFighterHubby

accidental kitchen fire, anger, Communication, danger, emergency situations, family dynamics, fear, fire extinguisher, fire safety, FireFighterHubby, grease fire, husband’s reaction, injury, leaving baby, parenting, response times, running barefoot, rural living, Trust, urgent care

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4591
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3781
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

Pins and Needles Minecraft Server

discomfort, exaggeration, feet, hyperbole, inaccurate expression, injury, long-lasting, Minecraft, needles, nerve, Pain, pins, prickly, real, Sensation, Server, sharp, stepping, tingling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

join dis server if u want to experience the thrill of stepping on pins and needles but without the pain!!! our minecraft world is filled with literal pins and needles everywhere u go, but don’t worry, they won’t actually hurt u. it’s like a weird massage for ur feet as u navigate through the world. plus, we have a secret underground society of talking needles who give u quests and rewards for completing challenges. u never know what u might find in this wacky server, so come join us for a truly unique experience!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

BabyBlockParty

Abuse, anxiety, Argument, baby, BabyBlockParty, christmas, Dogs, family, Friendly, Granddaughter, guilt trip, injury, labradors, MIL, out of control, Pregnancy, refusing, Training, Vicious, Visit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

MineRabbitHole

bizarre forums, Caught, chilling stories, conspiracy theories, creepy videos, dark web, deep web, digital mysteries, Disturbing, disturbing content, Forbidden knowledge, internet, internet obsessions, MineRabbitHole, online cults, online investigations, online mysteries, Rabbit Hole, strange websites, unsettling discoveries, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	3232
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

Adventure, animated series, biscuit, cartoon, childhood memories, classic, dog treats, friendship, Funny Moments, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, Risk, risk it for the biscuit, Scooby, Scooby doo, Scooby snacks, shaggy, snack, snack time, solving crimes, Talking dog, teamwork, tv show

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

MicrobeCraft – Allergic Adventures

Adventures, allergens, allergic, antigen presenting cells, cellular circuits, checkpoints, Circuits, DiSRuPtiON, food allergens, food allergies, immune cells, immune system, interlinking, long-term tolerance, MicrobeCraft, microbial, microbial circuits, microbially imprinted immune cells, Neonatal, neonatal immune system, tolerance, vulnerable checkpoints

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	6407
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna learn bout food allergies n stuff. we got immune cells n antigen presenting cells runnin around like headless chickens tryna figure out why dey allergic to gluten. u wanna establish long-term tolerance for food allergens? well den dis server is da place to be. we got microbial circuits n vulnerable checkpoints dat will blow ur mind. come join us n let’s get weird with food allergies in minecraft land.

Chill Lakehead SMP – Just like Hermitcraft, but with more accidental creeper explosions!

Accidental, Active Admins, Chill, Collaborative projects, Community Events, Cooperative gameplay, Creative Builds, creeper, Economy System, exploration focused, explosions, friendly-atmosphere, hermitcraft, Lakehead, limited spots, Mature Players, no cheating, No Griefing, non-competitive, player-driven economy, player-run shops, relaxed environment, roleplay encouraged, small server, smp, Tight-Knit Community, unique gameplay

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Minecraft Server: Lakehead SMP

Overview:

Description
Lakehead SMP is a chill and laid-back Minecraft server inspired by Hermitcraft, focusing on fun and community rather than just building farms and killing players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What makes Lakehead SMP different from other servers?	Lakehead SMP focuses on the community aspect of Minecraft, emphasizing fun and creativity over competition and power.
How can I join Lakehead SMP?	You can join by submitting an application through the Discord server: https://discord.gg/D8MwKPbSVx
Is there a limit to the number of players on Lakehead SMP?	Yes, the server aims to remain small and tight-knit, so only a limited few will be added.

Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

alienation, antisocial attitudes, cognitive limitations, Destruction, existing system, full retard, Hypocrisy, integration, intelligence, Larping, low hanging fruit, mean activity, midwit tier, Minecraft, PIXEL, politically speaking, Politics, prideful attitude, prosocial behavior, Rebuild, REFORM, Server, society

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being a low midwit tier player in society? Do you lack the intelligence to follow through with prosocial behavior? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner destructive tendencies in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight (starting with yourself, of course).

Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.

Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.

Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP

Board, communication breakdown, community guidelines, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, devolved, Diversity, FIX, flinging, flinging shit, internet forum, Latinx, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online harassment, pajeets, problem solving, racial tension, respectful dialogue, Shit, smp, social media, toxic behavior

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8145	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

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