Minecraft SMP: / Touchdown /

Amon-Ra St. Brown, Andy Dalton, Bryce Young, chiefs, colts, DeForest Buckner, dolphins, giants, Graham Gano, injury updates, Justin Herbert, kareem hunt, Lions, Los Angeles Chargers, Minecraft, NFL, PANTHERS, practice squad signings, quarterback changes, smp, touchdown, Tyler Huntley, Upsets, X-rays

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5273	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never ends and the drama is always at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with ups and downs, just like the Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for a Tuesday visit. Can you handle the intensity of X-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert’s leg coming back negative? Or the Giants K Graham Gano facing a multi-week absence – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Panthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after an 0-2 start and putting Andy Dalton in at QB? Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with a contusion and cramping – sounds like a real nail-biter. And let’s not forget about Colts DT DeForest Buckner spraining his ankle on Sunday – the stakes are high in this SMP!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the Dolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off the Ravens practice squad. Who knows what other surprises await you in our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DelusionalCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, crazy, Delusional, DelusionalCraft, Friend, friendship, justification, local artist, love, musician, Obsession, purpose, reaction, Scary, Support, Unhealthy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchantments Applied:	58
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a purpose in life? Look no further than our server! Just like how this local musician gave my friend his purpose, our server will do the same for you.

Join us and experience transcendental performances by our virtual artists, who will make you question what love really is. Our server is so amazing that you’ll compare it to your real life and wonder “What does reality have that this server doesn’t?”

Interact with our virtual spouses (yes, you read that right) and experience love like never before. You’ll be in love with our server in no time, even if you’ve never interacted with it outside of being a player.

Go to great lengths to be a part of our server community, even if it means spending all your resources just to get our attention. You’ll find your purpose in our server, just like my friend found his in that local musician.

So come join us and experience the crazy, delusional, and downright outrageous fun that awaits you. And remember, no matter how obsessed you become with our server, don’t forget to take breaks for real life events like funerals. See you in the game!

CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer, Confidence, conviction, deep knowing, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, personal truth, Resolute, Steadfast, unshakable conviction, Unshakeable, unswerving, unwavering, unwavering faith

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	122
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	82384	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, blocky, console, CreeperCrafters, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming recommendation, Hidden Gem, must play, Overlooked, overlooked game, PS5, Recommendation, top game, try, Ultimate, Underrated, underrated game, underrated gem, video game, why, Worth Playing?

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RedHandCraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border incursion, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuation, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, political tension, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Potions Brewed:	178
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	2390
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Star Shards Collected:	123

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	251	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Chimeras Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Votes:	627
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

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