🔥injury story Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPainzMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6143
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	3519	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	93
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

Sodium-Free Survival

advertising, Chlorine, chlorine content, chlorine intake, chlorine levels, chlorine reduction, Claims, companies, consumer awareness, Food, Food Industry, health, Marketing, nutrition, processed foods, sodium, sodium content, sodium intake, sodium levels, sodium reduction, SodiumFree, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.

we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!

our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Golden Pixel

auction houses, Community, Crates, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Items, Custom Quests, daily events, Economy, Fun, Gems, Golden Pixel, Jobs, Latest Version, Levels, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	406	Votes:	6248
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	3861	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

The Best 1.21 Minecraft Server ~| LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | SMP|~

GOLDENPIXEL IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER!

Latest version, daily events, crates, custom items, jobs, levels, voting rewards, gems, player shops, auction houses, custom enchantments, custom quests, and alot more!

Come join us for a lot of community- based fun!

157.90.4.54:25706

🎈 Freaktopia: Where Nerds Unite for Round 2 🎮 No Parents Allowed 🚫

2018, Allowed, building, Discord, Exploration, Freaktopia, Fun, Griefing, INFORMATION, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, NERDS, parents, questions, Roleplay, SEASON 2, Server, Simple, Staff, Tech, unite, vanity items, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
24/7 Server Uptime
Various mods to combat server lag
A way for players to ask staff to rollback any kind of griefing
In-game proximity voice chat
Various vanity items you can get from mob drops
Lots of technical mods for you to play around with
Large variety of exploration and building themed mods

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our discord at https://discord.gg/JfcPavSeTf for more information on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gameplay experience. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the server.

Q: Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

A: We are open to suggestions from our players and will consider adding new mods based on community feedback. You can suggest mods in our discord server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: The server currently has a maximum player limit, but we may consider increasing this limit based on server performance and demand.

MineCraftyFunLand Server

animal, Collab list, Idol, Micomet, MineCraftyFunLand, Moments Compendium, Nakamaka, previous threads, scrap & build, Server, songs, Spreadsheet, Submission form, sugar rush, Thread, アイドル, アニマル, シュガーラッシュ, なかま歌, 不知火建設

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2705
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic miComet Moments where you can create the most outrageous builds and compete in insane challenges. Our Moments Compendium Spreadsheet is so wild, it had to be discontinued because it couldn’t handle all the awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Submit your craziest ideas to our spreadsheet and see if you can outdo the rest of the players. We’ve got songs that will make you want to dance like never before, from 不知火建設 1st EP to シュガーラッシュ, we’ve got it all!

And if that’s not enough, our Collab list is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HermitPigVert on the Minecraft SMP

Character, Creative, Entertainment, hermit gimmick, HermitPigVert, Minecraft, Performance, Persona, PigVert, PigVert character, PigVert creative, PigVert entertainer, PigVert gimmick, PigVert performer, PigVert persona, PigVert unique, PigVert wrestler, PigVert wrestling, smp, Unique, wrestling, wrestling gimmick

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	270	Farms Harvested:	289

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, PigVert has taken the hermit gimmick to a whole new level! He’s built a secret underground base that’s so hidden, even he can’t find it half the time. Join us and try to uncover the mysteries of PigVert’s elusive hideout – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a community of players who are all convinced they’re actually living in the world of Minecraft and refuse to break character. You’ll meet Steve, who insists on only communicating through grunts and nods, and Alex, who has built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

Gentleman’sCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Bartender, bottle service, career choices, club environment, Decision making, emotional breakdown, family conflict, gentleman’s club, GentlemansCraft, income, INDEPENDENCE, job opportunity, Job Search, location tracking, Minecraft, nightlife, parental approval, personal boundaries, Safety concerns, Self Discovery, Server, work friend

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	7001	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4343

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, even if you’re a recent college grad looking to bartend at a gentleman’s club! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to sneak out of your mom’s watchful eye to explore new opportunities.

Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!

So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockParty

ABUSIVE, adhd, anxiety, autism, BabyBlockParty, bad guy, cousins, decision, family, Father, first grandchild, Hospital, newborn baby, no contact, Panic, pregnancy hormones, raging cunt, refusing, selfish, Support, Wife

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5166	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with your virtual family.

Join us and escape the real world craziness, just like how this player escaped her dad’s toxic behavior. Build your own virtual family with us and leave all the negativity behind. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your dad tries to join, he won’t be able to find you – just like how this player’s dad couldn’t track her down in the hospital!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and build your own happy virtual family! Who needs real relatives when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

WorstEnemyWishesMC SMP

Affliction, Bad Luck, CURSE, ENEMY, Evil, forgiveness, grudge, hatred, hostility, ill will, Justice, Karma, Malice, Misery, Pain, Revenge, smp, Spite, Suffering, Torment, Vengeance, WorstEnemyWishesMC

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream base when suddenly, a group of players dressed as llamas ride in on pigs and start a dance party right in the middle of your farm. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Want to settle disputes with a build battle instead of boring old PvP? Done. Need to negotiate a trade deal with a neighboring kingdom but they only accept payment in chicken nuggets? No problem. This server is a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up wishing your worst enemy was here to witness the chaos unfold!

ConspiracyCraft: Die on Hill

alternative facts, Beliefs, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, critical thinking, deep state, Die, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden truths, HILL, illuminati, mind control, Misinformation, new world order, paranormal activity, secret societies, skepticism, truth seeker, unexplained phenomena, willing to die on

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you ready to uncover the truth behind all the Minecraft mysteries? Join our server and dive deep into the wildest conspiracy theories Minecraft has to offer! From Herobrine controlling the server to secret diamond mines hidden beneath the spawn point, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Notch’s Secret Chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a conspiracy theory master in the world of blocks and pixels!

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

$3.5 billion, appropriated, arms sales, CNN Politics, Congress, defense spending, foreign policy, government funding, international relations, Israel, Israel spending, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military equipment, Minecraft, releases, Server, US, US aid, us military, US weapons, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	63
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

so, like, you know how the US be like “here’s some cash, go buy some cool stuff”? well, they just gave Israel a whopping $3.5 billion to spend on US weapons and military equipment! like, can you imagine the kind of epic battles that are gonna go down on this server?! join now to witness the craziest PvP action you’ve ever seen, all thanks to this insane cash injection! let’s see who can dominate the battlefield with all these new toys at their disposal! it’s gonna be lit, fam!