BlockheadBooboos

clumsy mistake, Foolish, self harm, injury story, Ridiculous

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

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CraftyPainzMC

hurt, Laughter, Absurd, clumsy, CraftyPainzMC

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

self-inflicted, Pain, Ridiculous, ClumsyCraft, injury

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

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Blockhead Bruises

clumsy mistake, silly, injury story, funny, Foolish

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

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CraftyClutz

EMBARRASSING, clumsy moments, accident prone, physically, funny injury

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

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TipsyCraft

alcohol, intoxication, tipsy, Experience, EMBARRASSING

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

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Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Survival, smp, Community, Skills, FANTASY

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069

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The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

Minecraft, Ip:, Factions, Discord, Griefing

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

– PvP is Allowed! – Lite RPG Encouraged – No Griefing!

IP: therattavern.g-portal.rocks Discord Link: https://discord.gg/therattavern

144.126.153.174:25765

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Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!

Semi Vanilla, Safe, Economy, Skyblock, Moonbat

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Description
Creative Server	Express your creativity in this server with unlimited resources
Survival SMP (No-Griefing)	Join a friendly community in this survival server where griefing is not allowed
Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed)	Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed

Server Details

IP Address: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

A: Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged and excited.

/int/Support Minecraft Server

discussion, Conflict, Server, War, Global

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you meme-loving, drama-seeking players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!

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Injury Story