Injury Story MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockheadBooboos

clumsy, Careless, IDIOTIC, stupid, dumb

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

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CraftyPainzMC

Ridiculous, injury, comedic, funny, hurt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

injury story, EMBARRASSING, accident, ClumsyCraft, Careless

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

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Blockhead Bruises

accident, clumsy moment, Blockhead, dumb mistake, mistake

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

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CraftyClutz

EMBARRASSING, clumsy moments, self-inflicted, mishap, physically

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

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Mystic Rye Isles 1.21.4

Isles, catwalk, MODEL, introspection, goals

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This place is crazier than a llama on roller skates, I’m telling you. Like, we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a total mind-bender, man.

And don’t even get me started on the players here. They’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, I swear. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken invasion or a dance party in the Nether. It’s pure chaos, and it’s freaking awesome.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

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Granny’s Block Party Minecraft Server

pet name, Grandma, husband, Honey, odd

Are you tired of boring old grandma names like Nana or Granny? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a family where the grandma insists on being called “Honey”! That’s right, forget about traditional names, we’re all about being uniquely different here.

Join us and witness the sweetest grandma in Minecraft history, who will shower her grandkids with love and affection just like honey. And if you think it’s odd, well, that just adds to the fun! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a family where the grandma’s nickname is as sweet as honey?

So come on, join our server and experience the most honey-filled family dynamics you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, grandma always knows best, even if her choice of name is a bit… unconventional.

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BabyNameRoastCraft

Zephyr Rocket, #kickback, reasonable, middle school, Pregnant

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?

But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!

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CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

mens health, HPV transmission, sexually transmitted infections, male reproductive health, hpv

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

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MineIgnoranceCraft

Empathy, environmental sustainability, education, critical thinking, Politics

Are you tired of living in a world full of ignorant players who can’t even tell the difference between a creeper and a pig? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players who actually know how to play the game!

Our server is home to the most knowledgeable Minecraft players in the universe. We have players who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you think you have what it takes to join our elite group, then come on in and show us what you’ve got!

But that’s not all – our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever witness in the Minecraft world. From giant zombie apocalypse battles to parkour challenges that will make your head spin, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did we mention the secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So if you’re tired of playing with clueless noobs and want to join a server where the players actually know what they’re doing, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in existence!

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