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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a total creep? Well, look no further! This server is run by a 40-something dude who will text you after you sign a waiver like he’s your new BFF. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to recruit you as a customer, not stalk you (we think).
Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected texts from the owner! Who needs privacy when you can have a new sporty friend who texts you out of the blue? Don’t miss out on this unique experience – join now and block the owner’s number for free! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Stabbed Space Invasion
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come join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?
we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.
Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.
Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

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ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
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Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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BusSeatBrawlMC
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggles of everyday life! Need a break from entitled moms on the bus? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is treated equally – even if you can’t stand up to give your seat to a breastfeeding mom!
Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!

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CraftyConquest Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as applying to artist alley tables at conventions with a friend? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!
Just like getting rejected from every convention except one, our server will keep you on your toes with its unique challenges and surprises. You never know what’s coming next, just like you never know if you’ll actually get that artist alley table!
And just like the dilemma of whether to break a promise to your friend, our server will test your moral compass and decision-making skills. Will you choose to go solo and pursue your own success, or stick with your friend and face the consequences together?
Join us now for an adventure that’s more intense than navigating the world of artist alley tables at conventions. Who knows, you might just find the ultimate success or face the ultimate rejection – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

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StairwayStumbleCraft
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take stair safety VERY seriously! We may not have actual stairs in the game, but we do have virtual ones that you must navigate with caution. Join us and experience the thrill of not falling down stairs in Minecraft!
One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.
If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!

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Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!
Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!
we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!
come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!
join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!

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ERcraft: Dumb Injuries
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about riding a giant pig into battle against a team of evil llamas?
Our server is so wild that we once had a player end up in the ER because they laughed so hard at a sheep doing the moonwalk that they fell off their chair and broke their arm!
So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, insane adventures, and the chance to create the most ridiculous stories to tell your friends, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just make sure to have your health insurance ready because you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into!

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