Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!
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Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP
30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM
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CraftyPainzMC
Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!
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DogHouseBanisher
Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!
Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?
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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries
accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!
So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!
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BrotherlyBucksNoBlame
air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!
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LeglessLootersMC
amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services
Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama
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ScarCraftStory
accident, Body, emotional, Experience, healing, injury, long tail tag, MARK, memorable, Memory, Pain, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarCraftStory, skin, stitches, Story, surgery, TraumaJoin our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!
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The Campus Craze Minecraft Server
accident, Boredom, campus, collapse, college, comedy, CRAZE, crotch, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Food, Friends, funny, House, injury, LEAVING, medicine ball, Minecraft, Pain, reaction, regret, Server, Story, stupid
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!
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HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP
accident, BIZARRE, bizarre accident, clumsy, funny, funny injury, HurtByWeirdness, injury, Minecraft, mishap, odd, odd occurrence, Pain, peculiar, peculiar injury, quirky, smp, strange, strange mishap, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual incident, weirdJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!
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FireFighterHubby
accidental kitchen fire, anger, Communication, danger, emergency situations, family dynamics, fear, fire extinguisher, fire safety, FireFighterHubby, grease fire, husband’s reaction, injury, leaving baby, parenting, response times, running barefoot, rural living, Trust, urgent care
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.
Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.
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KorintoCraft Network
Hello! Welcome to KorintoCraft Network A Minecraft Java server compatible with 1.16.4-1.16.5 for premium and non-premium, open 24/7! IP: korinto.xyz We have a variety of plugins such as: – Crates, Rtp, Clans, Protections, Economy, shop and jobs. Runes, Bosses, Elite Mobs, Backpacks, Votes We have 3 modalities: – Survival, Bedwars, Parkour In addition to this we have events every week and many entertaining things for you to have a good time! You can sit and lie down, participate in raffles, be able to purchase VIP ranks and much more! Join our great community!
play.korinto.xyz
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The legends smp
Server IP: TheLegendsSMP.topg.orgTheLegendsSMP.topg.org
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TechnoMagicSky SoGo.Su Minecraft server
The owner of the “TechnoMagicSky SoGo.Su” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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SpivakNetwork
SpivakNetwork is a Minecraft server focused on high quality game modes.
– Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – Survival – KitPvP – Much more…
IP: play.spivaknetwork.com Discord: https://discord.spivaknetwork.com/
play.spivaknetwork.com
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The Sergal Lounge
We’re currently looking for staff at The Sergal Lounge! If you enjoy minecraft and love fantasy! Come join us and apply for staff. The server is pre-paid for 2 years and will continue be running. We are looking for the current positions – Admins – Mods – Builders – Support Team
The Discord : https://discord.gg/KBCRPBuSGG The Minecraft Server IP : 144.126.153.68:26305
Please note the server is running 1.17.1 Spigot It is a SMP Server for survival with various plugins!
144.126.153.68:26305
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Starlight smp
July 5, 2022
Rules for all the lovely members. 1. No swearing, bullying, toxicity or slurs. 2. No spamming inside of the discord and Minecraft. 3. No memes in general (lmao) You can if you want. 4. No earrape sound board. 5. No pinging everyone or staff without a good reason. 6. No exploiting or x-raying in the server. 7. Griefing and stealing in allowed SO HIDE YOUR THINGS! 8. No sending graphic or NSFW content. 9. If you wish to argue, do it in a private dm please. 10. Have fun please! (edited)
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Ip: Starlight.maplenetwork.me (edited)
Starlight.maplenetwork.me
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⚡ MineBundle ⭐ We work for you! Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher
MineBundle – There were 3 more servers before it and this is the latest form. The server is on version 1.17.1. It is constantly updated and has 2 main creators of the server, 3 years were spent on its development! The server is not a cheap school server with a free donation! This is a full-fledged Minecraft server without /gm 1 and Administrator
Donut, Minigames, Vulture, Anarchy, Survival: This is all for you, the player!
(By the way, the donation does not go towards chocolate for the admins, but towards the development and stabilization of the server!) But there is one thing, but the server is not open yet. And if you start playing right now, then after the server opens you will have the opportunity to snatch a free Donation!
45.93.200.42:25612
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Indominus Legion
LegionCraft is a survival based Minecraft Server with unique features that match with the playstyle of The Indominus Legion. With a mixture of the PvP and peace, LegionCraft is a perfect place for any type of player. Whether you want to pillage other player’s houses, challenge foes in the arena, make a nice settlement with your friends or simply be a barkeep, LegionCraft has it all! Although still in development, our official Minecraft server is a well built and engaging place to play.
theindominuslegion.apexmc.co
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MaikyGaming
just for fun /……………………………………………………………………………………
freemcserver.net:26246
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Heavens craft
Heavenscraft is a Survival Minecraft Server with a beautiful lobby and spawn, we have paid and rankup ranks for the server, we have a discord server with lovely staff.
heavenscraft.playsn.co