Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected texts from the owner! Who needs privacy when you can have a new sporty friend who texts you out of the blue? Don’t miss out on this unique experience – join now and block the owner’s number for free! Let’s get this party started, baby!
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Stabbed Space Invasion
come join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.” -
BusSeatBrawlMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggles of everyday life! Need a break from entitled moms on the bus? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is treated equally – even if you can’t stand up to give your seat to a breastfeeding mom!Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!
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StairwayStumbleCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take stair safety VERY seriously! We may not have actual stairs in the game, but we do have virtual ones that you must navigate with caution. Join us and experience the thrill of not falling down stairs in Minecraft!One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.
If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!
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Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!
come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!
join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!



