injury Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockbusterPain

acute pain, Agony, back pain, BlockbusterPain, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, injury, intense pain, migraines, muscle pain, nerve pain, pain management, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, physical pain, severe pain, Suffering, Trauma, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Items Found:	6050
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and epic battles. Who needs a spa day when you can experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a horde of zombies while trying to build your dream castle? Trust us, the pain will be totally worth it when you emerge victorious and covered in diamond armor. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our server!

Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP

BLEEDING, Dropkick, health, injury, IYO SKY, liv, Liv Morgan, Liv Morgan update, medical check, Minecraft, MORGAN, nose, nose injury, professional wrestling, Recovery, smp, update, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling news, wrestling update, wwe, WWE medical

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything can happen, just like how Liv Morgan miraculously survived a devastating dropkick without breaking her nose! That’s right, our server is so wild that even WWE medical couldn’t believe it. So come on in and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Forever New Day Minecraft SMP

big e, Champions, Cleared, COMEBACK, Day, Entertainment, future plans, injury, Kofi Kingston, Minecraft, New Day, professional wrestling, reunion, Rumors, smp, speculation, sports, tag team, wrestling, wwe, Xavier Woods

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll never know when a llama army will come charging at you while you’re peacefully mining for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party going on in one of the caves, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a group of dancing llamas doing the floss dance while wearing diamond armor. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Basketball, biggest bust, career ending, Career Setback, DISAPPOINTING, future uncertain, high expectations, injury, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Month, NBA, new orleans pelicans, out for a month, Potential, Rehabilitation, RETURN, setback, sidelined, smp, sports, WILLIAMSON, won’t return, Wont, Young Talent, Zion, Zion Williamson

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3368
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4531	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Enchantments Applied:	64
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

SpyCraft: Supersonic Physicists

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, cold war, Espionage, espionage network, Government, international relations, interrogation, investigation, Physicists, russia, scientific research, security breach, soviet union, SPIES, Spycraft, SUPERSONIC, Surveillance, Technology, top secret

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where supersonic physicists have been rounded up as spies in russia! why, you ask? because they were using their big brain energy to create insane redstone contraptions that could teleport you to the nether in a blink of an eye! now they’re on the run and hiding out in our server, ready to teach you their mad scientist ways! join us if you want to learn how to build a flying machine that will take you to the moon and back in seconds! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s get wacky together!

Born2MineCraft

Autonomy, Born2MineCraft, Choice, Consciousness, Decision making, destiny, determinism, Existence, existentialism, fate, free will, Human nature, Life, metaphysics, moral responsibility, nature vs nurture, philosophy, predestination, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self-determination

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Votes:	9311	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

lol join our wacky minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you hit the jackpot at the end of a rainbow. our villagers are so smart they can do your taxes for you.

come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.

you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).

mateee’s server: Where Minecraft is so modded even the cows have jetpacks and the trees do the Macarena

ADD, botania, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, Friendly, full list, Fun, jetpacks, Join, Macarena, mateeeminecraft.uk.to, mateees, meet other people, Mekanism, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Server, Small, smp, Tinkers Construct, Trees, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Votes:	4045	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

MateeMinecraft 1.16.5 SMP Server

Overview
Server Version: 1.16.5
Modded Server: Yes
Mods: Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
Website: mateeeminecraft.uk.to

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join, send a message to the server admin and request to be added to the whitelist. You will also receive the modpack to join the server.
Is the server community friendly?	Yes, the server aims to create a small, friendly community where players can have fun, meet others, and build together.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods like Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more. A full list of mods can be provided upon request.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server that players can join for communication and community interaction. Information on joining the Discord can be provided by the server admin.

SonicBeatboxMC Server

beatbox battle, challenge, Competition, Defeat, Fast, Gaming, Music, music battle, Powerful, Server, Sonic franchise, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic vs Knuckles, Sonic vs Metal Sonic, Sonic vs rivals, sonic vs shadow, Sonic vs Tails, SonicBeatboxMC, SPEED, super sonic, ultimate showdown, video game character, video game showdown

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a beatbox battle arena where players can challenge Super Sonic himself to a battle of epic proportions. Rumor has it that Super Sonic’s beatboxing skills are so fire, they can melt even the toughest of diamond armor. Do you have what it takes to take him down and claim the title of Beatbox Champion? Join our server now and find out!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

adult content, CraftyBlock, dft, Discord, Doggy Edition, doggy style, fantasies, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty talk, NSFW, Pleasure, post, Server, sexual desires, tags, Talk, Talky, ディ・エフ・ティ

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

Account.., Caution, cyber, Cyber Security, data breach, digital footprint, hindsight, internet, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, online presence, online safety, personal information, privacy, regret, RegretCraft, SECURITY, Server, social media, user account, Website

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Forget about those other servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond. On our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

And don’t even get me started on our mini-games. We’ve got everything from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges that will have you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that one time you tried to build a house out of TNT).

BookwormCraft

best book, biographies, book lover, book recommendation, bookworm, BookwormCraft, contemporary fiction, fantasy novel, favorite book, favourite book, historical fiction, literary classics, must-read, Mystery Thriller, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, romance novel, science fiction, top book, young adult

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of reading books that don’t come to life? Well, on our Minecraft server, your favorite book literally jumps off the page and into the game! Imagine battling dragons alongside Harry Potter or building a castle with Frodo Baggins. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are out of this world! So why waste time reading when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join us now and let the magic begin!

FeedMeOnceOrElse

Day, Feeding, FeedMeOnceOrElse, Fish, Fishing, Food, Generosity, Giving, INDEPENDENCE, Lesson, man, man-eating fish, metaphor, never ask, ProVerb, provision, reliance, Request, self-sufficiency, Survival, Sustenance

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	702241	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by man-eating fish! forget about boring old fishing for regular fish, come catch some man-eating fish and become the ultimate fisherman in the land!

our server is full of crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie chickens and building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the fish are out to get you!

WarzoneMinecraftServer

Comical, Conflict, Explanation, Humanity, Incompetence, mental disorder, mental health, Military, North America, objective factors, reasons, Roots, sapient, stupidity, US army, Victory, War, WarzoneMinecraftServer, Western Europe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Farms Harvested:	920
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the battles are as ridiculous as a squirrel trying to do calculus! Join us and witness the epic showdown between two sides who couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag with a map and a flashlight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the mighty US Army is just waiting for you to join so they can finally show off their superior skills and win the war in just 2 weeks. Forget about strategy and tactics, all you need is a healthy dose of comical incompetence to reign supreme on this server.

And don’t worry about anyone outside of North America and Western Europe, because according to our lore, they’re not even real humans. That’s right, only the chosen few from the “superior” regions of the world get to play on our server and witness the chaos unfold.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the roots of this mental disorder unfold before your very eyes. Who needs logic and reason when you have Minecraft and a whole lot of craziness to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	7462	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who ventured into the depths of our server’s dungeons. Little did they know, they would come face to face with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens! But fear not, for our players bravely fought off the feathered fiends with nothing but their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare loot and valuable resources. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon’s favorite dance move is the “Creeper Shuffle.”

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of laughter and adventure, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful world. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!