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Minecraft SMP: /FFG/ Fantasy Football Fun

Analysis, Championship, Competition, Draft, FANTASY, Fantasy Football, FFG, football, Fun, Injuries, League, Minecraft, Players, PLAYOFFS, Points, predictions, Roster, smp, sports, statistics, strategy, TEAM, touchdowns, TRADES, waiver wire

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

BusStopPlayground

access blockage, Accidents, aita, bus coordinator, bus stop, BusStopPlayground, children’s safety, football, garage door, HOA restrictions, Injuries, local law enforcement, neighbors, Playground, private drive, school principal, Soccer, trespassing, water balloon party

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic private drive you’ll ever see! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can deal with parents and their pesky children all day long.

Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of kids using the private drive as a playground, trespassing on our properties, and blocking access like it’s their job. But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles of parents and their army of children (over 12 parents and 25 kids, to be exact) as they take over the private drive for hours on end.

And don’t even get us started on the end of the year water balloon party that the parents throw – it’s a sight to behold! But fear not, we’ve got your back with our no gates or signs policy, because who needs rules when you’ve got chaos?

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just be prepared to defend your property from the ultimate invasion of parents and children. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be accused of ruining anyone’s childhoods!

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

Accidents, advice, anger, Arrogant, Communication, CraftyHub, disinfect, Doctor, emergency medicine, Expertise, husband, infection, Injuries, Minecraft, online business, Perception, professional advice, scar, scarring, Server, sterile dressing, stitches, Wounds

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat wounds with the power of pixels! Join us and experience the thrill of ignoring expert medical advice just like the doctor’s husband did.

Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?

But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!

SyriaCraft: No Injuries, Just Blocks

Attack, blocks, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Injuries, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Syria, Syria attack., SyriaCraft, united states, US troops, violence, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting attacked by US troops in Syria by building ur own fortresses and hiding underground like a sneaky mole person. no injuries reported yet but who knows what could happen next, so better join our server quick and start crafting ur escape plan. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, so u can eat ur feelings away while the chaos unfolds above ground. join now before it’s too late, and remember, the cake is NOT a lie on our server!

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, idf, IDF officer, IDF soldier, Injuries, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, northern Israel, OFFICER, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Enchantments Applied:	63	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even hezbollah wants to join in on the action! our battles are so intense, they reach all the way to northern israel! join us and you might just end up in a real-life war zone, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! our pvp matches are so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re dodging rockets and bullets left and right! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of battle like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Creepercraft, crime, emergency response, fatal incident, Fatalities, Holon, Injuries, investigation, Israeli city, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, News, police response, Server, suspected attack, terror attack, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crops Grown:	8184
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness. like, imagine if the creepers were actually friendly and just wanted to give u hugs. that’s the kind of vibe we got goin’ on here.

we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and serve the best space juice you’ve ever tasted. trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you step foot in there.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty chill until you try to steal his gold. then he goes full-on beast mode and starts spitting out glitter bombs. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only move to the beat of dubstep music. it’s a real challenge to get past them, but totally worth it for the loot.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and see what kind of madness awaits you. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. oh, and maybe some snacks too, cuz you’re gonna be here for a while.

RocketRaidersMC

BARRAGE, border, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, emergency response, Injuries, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA reports, MIDDLE EAST, News, north, rocket fire, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, Syria, Updates, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	416457	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rocket fire you’ll experience is launching yourself into the sky with a TNT cannon! we guarantee eleven times the fun as you battle it out in the Majdal Shams area, dodging barrages of creepers and zombies. the MDA (Minecraft Defense Army) reports that the only wounds you’ll receive are from laughing too hard at our hilarious mods and crazy mini-games. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Fire & Bricks Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, Bricks, CASUALTIES, Conflict, emergency response, Fire, Hospital, Incident, Injuries, investigation, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, north, Reports, Server, Syrian border, Treatment, Updates, Wounded

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from real world problems like fires and barrages and stuff. u can build ur own virtual paradise and not worry about getting wounded cuz there ain’t no real danger here, just fun and games. plus, u might even find a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and gold! so come on, what u waiting for? join now and start crafting ur way to victory!

SaiedCraft2023

authoritarianism, behind bars, candidates, civil liberties, Democracy, Electoral Process, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, MIDDLE EAST, North Africa, opposition, Political Climate, Politics, Presidential election, re-election, saied, SaiedCraft2023, Tunisia, Votes, Voting

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

Blame, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting behavior, gaslighting behavior patterns, gaslighting dynamics, gaslighting effects, gaslighting patterns, gaslighting psychological manipulation., gaslighting relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting tactics, gaslighting victims, gurus, Manipulation, mental health, narcissism, Projection, psychological abuse, shifters, toxic behavior, victim blaming

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7920	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

Adventure, Atherosclerosis, Blood lipid levels, CarbFree, Carbohydrate restriction, cardiovascular disease, cholesterol levels, clinical trial, Coronary artery disease, dietary intervention, health outcomes, heart health, high-fat diet, KETO trial, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, low carb diet, metabolic health, nutrition research, vascular health, weight loss

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Discord, discord account, FerrumPlay 2.0, free to play, Freedom of Action, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new season, ONLINE, private server, Server, server description, Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

3.ferrumplay.su

Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

admins, Anarchy, Chaos, chat color, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Donate, Exploration, Forge, Hacks, Lag-free, MODERN, Mysteries, new york, Plugins, PvP, real, REIGNS, Resets, rulers, Survival, survival skills, Vanilla, Vote, Wasteland, world border

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

MonMon Minecraft Server

Anime, Arakure Ojousama, comedy, Drama, Expecting Baby, family life, high school, IMMINENT, Japanese culture, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, MonMon, Monmon Shiteiru, pregnancy announcement, rich girl, romance, school life, second pregnancy, secret relationship, Server, slice of life, young adult

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

AGPeach, AGPeach accessories, AGPeach apparel, AGPeach brand, AGPeach clothing, AGPeach collection, AGPeach designer, AGPeach fashion, AGPeach merchandise, AGPeach new arrivals, AGPeach online, AGPeach outfits, AGPeach products, AGPeach sale, AGPeach shop, AGPeach store, AGPeach style, AGPeach trends, Minecraft, peach, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9189	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

adult drama, aunt, buffer, celebration, Drama, emotional, Emotional support, Family Events, family gatherings, family peace, gossip, graduation party, high school graduation, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Needed, rocky relationship, selfish, Server, stuck in the middle, Support, tense situations, ungrateful

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8419	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

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GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

aita, Charity, Communication, Conflict, Contribution, DEBT, down payment, dramatic, ex wife, financial commitment, financially stupid, furious, Girlfriend, giving money, House, Lottery, relationship, Responsible, selfish, Wins

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

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StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

Allowed, Boredom, smp, StudyCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6553	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!