Injuries – Page 3 – New Minecraft Servers

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremist organization, hezbollah, Injuries, international affairs, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, pagers explode, paramilitary group, security source, Server, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! They were playing so hard that their pagers exploded, like BOOM! Talk about intense gameplay, amirite? Join now and see if you can survive longer than a Hezbollah pager, lolz!

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HezbollahPagerBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, explosion, extremism, hezbollah, HezbollahPagerBoomz, Incident, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, pagers, Political unrest, sources, Terrorism, violence, Witnesses, Wounded

Lolz come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up pagers like Hezbollah members in Lebanon! 🤯🤣 Watch as the explosions send players flying through the air like ragdolls, it’s a blast! Literally! 😂 Join now for the most explosive gameplay you’ve ever seen, you won’t regret it! 💥💣 #MinecraftMadness #PagerPanic #HezbollahHavoc

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A Flock of Llamas Minecraft SMP

AFL, Australia, Australian rules football, bummers, Coach, Competition, Edition, FINALS, FLOCK, Game, grand final, Injuries, League, Llamas, Melbourne, Minecraft, Players, Season, smp, sports, strategy, TEAM, Training, Victoria

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and not take anything too seriously! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our spawn town is actually a giant hot tub filled with lava, but don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits for everyone!

3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant ice cream sundaes.

4. We have a special event every week where players have to battle a giant chicken boss who shoots laser beams out of its eyes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fried chicken.

5. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into flying unicorns that drop rainbow-colored beef when you defeat them.

So come join us on Bummers edition and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: /FFG/ Fantasy Football Fun

Analysis, Championship, Competition, Draft, FANTASY, Fantasy Football, FFG, football, Fun, Injuries, League, Minecraft, Players, PLAYOFFS, Points, predictions, Roster, smp, sports, statistics, strategy, TEAM, touchdowns, TRADES, waiver wire

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

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BusStopPlayground

access blockage, Accidents, bus coordinator, bus stop, BusStopPlayground, children’s safety, football, garage door, HOA restrictions, Injuries, local law enforcement, neighbors, Playground, private drive, school principal, Soccer, trespassing, water balloon party

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic private drive you’ll ever see! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can deal with parents and their pesky children all day long.

Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of kids using the private drive as a playground, trespassing on our properties, and blocking access like it’s their job. But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles of parents and their army of children (over 12 parents and 25 kids, to be exact) as they take over the private drive for hours on end.

And don’t even get us started on the end of the year water balloon party that the parents throw – it’s a sight to behold! But fear not, we’ve got your back with our no gates or signs policy, because who needs rules when you’ve got chaos?

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just be prepared to defend your property from the ultimate invasion of parents and children. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be accused of ruining anyone’s childhoods!

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CraftyHub Minecraft Server

Accidents, advice, anger, Arrogant, Communication, CraftyHub, disinfect, Doctor, emergency medicine, Expertise, husband, infection, Injuries, Minecraft, online business, Perception, professional advice, scar, scarring, Server, sterile dressing, stitches, Wounds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat wounds with the power of pixels! Join us and experience the thrill of ignoring expert medical advice just like the doctor’s husband did.

Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?

But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!

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SyriaCraft: No Injuries, Just Blocks

Attack, blocks, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Injuries, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Syria, Syria attack., SyriaCraft, united states, US troops, violence, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting attacked by US troops in Syria by building ur own fortresses and hiding underground like a sneaky mole person. no injuries reported yet but who knows what could happen next, so better join our server quick and start crafting ur escape plan. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, so u can eat ur feelings away while the chaos unfolds above ground. join now before it’s too late, and remember, the cake is NOT a lie on our server!

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EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

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