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CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	145

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

UltraPvP: Just pretend you’re good at PvP, we won’t tell anyone about your secret hiding spots

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

UltraPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.ultrapvp.xyz
Version	1.20.4 – Current
Description	UltraPvP: PvP, without the holdup. Sick of large, complex server networks? Tired of navigating through heaps of menus and lobbies just to play some PvP? Look no further. Invite your friends, choose a class, and drop into the arena for some good old FFA combat. No PayToWin, currency is earned through playtime.
Change Log	27/5/24: Initial release 29/5/24: Currency added, used to buy useful items, earned through voting and playtime 1/6/24: Cosmetics added, can be bought using Cosmetic Tickets, bought with currency 3/6/24: Map Rotation + 3 new maps added

FAQ

Q: Can I play with my friends on UltraPvP?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on UltraPvP and engage in FFA combat together.

Q: How do I earn currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency on UltraPvP is earned through playtime and voting for the server.

Q: Are there PayToWin features on UltraPvP?

A: No, UltraPvP does not have PayToWin elements. Players earn currency through gameplay and cannot purchase an advantage.

Q: What can I buy with currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency can be used to purchase useful items and cosmetics on UltraPvP.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into gold, build a house out of cake, and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies!

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server today and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

BeerBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	81
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	132
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can have a beer with anyone, dead or alive! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to summon any historical figure or celebrity to join you for a cold one in our virtual pub. Want to chat with Albert Einstein about the theory of relativity over a pint? Done. Craving a karaoke session with Freddie Mercury while sipping on a brewski? We got you covered. Join our server and make all your drinking buddy dreams come true!

BFFs or Bae? Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	821570	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual besties!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with your new BFFs, battling mobs together, and creating unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the server resets).

Forget about heartbreak and drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is your old, boring single-player world. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious love triangles and epic betrayals in the world of Minecraft!

CarCraft: Future Rides Unleashed

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5711
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

join dis server if you want to be ahead of the game, like way ahead, like your next car is produced before you even know you want it. we got time travelers working around the clock to make sure you always have the latest and greatest in minecraft tech.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we practically share the same brain. you’ll never feel alone on our server, unless you want to be alone, in which case we have a secret hideout just for you.

so come on down to the server where dreams come true and pigs fly high. trust us, you won’t regret it.

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Warp & Warfare: Where Mining Pits Turn into Epic Battles 1.12.2

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Server Name	Warp & Warfare
Overview	Join the Ultimate Modded Minecraft Experience where futuristic technology meets intense combat and strategic gameplay.
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod Flan’s Mod Advanced Rocketry Simple Voice Chat MineColonies
Why Join Us?	Active Community Regular Updates Epic Battles

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the following link to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/eXFP5mKgdE

Q: What mods are featured on the server?

A: The server features HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Flan’s Mod, Advanced Rocketry, Simple Voice Chat, and MineColonies.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, the server has friendly and active player base with community events, challenges, and collaborations.

Q: How often are updates released?

A: The server continuously improves and updates to provide fresh content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I build my own colony on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own thriving colony with MineColonies mod.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	298	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Our community is so wild, we make the fandom look like a bunch of kittens.

One time, one of our artists got so salty over a build competition that they straight up bullied a user off the Internet. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect when you join our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where players can party like it’s 1999. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!