lol come join our minecraft server where even the iranian ambassador got injured by a pager explosion!! if that doesn’t make you wanna play, i don’t know what will!! we have explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?? join now for a wild ride like no other!!
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LebCraft BoomPager Iran
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RaidCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is lit af, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we out here slayin’ ISIS leaders left and right. Our players are so badass, they took down 4 of those suckers in a raid that left 7 US service members injured. But like, don’t worry, they’re tough cookies and they’ll be back in action in no time. Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we got diamond armor for days, so you’ll be lookin’ fly as hell while you’re kickin’ butt. Come join the fun, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
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PoltavaPanic Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life like 220 people escaping from a russian attack on Poltava 😂 our server is so lit that even Zelensky would wanna join if he wasn’t busy dealing with all that drama 🤣 build ur own virtual world and forget about the craziness happenin in the real one 🌍 plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples 🦄🐷🌈 so what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin! 🎉 #minecraftmadness #virtualadventures
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Flamin’Kenya Minecraft Server
lol join this epic minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we have so many cool minigames and challenges that will leave you dead tired but in a good way, not like those poor kids in kenya. come join us and make some new friends while you build your way to the top! trust me, it’s lit 🔥🔥🔥
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Hospital Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem
Yo, so, like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, lemme tell ya, it’s lit AF. We got more craziness than a Russian strike on a Ukraine hospital, yo. Seriously, we got more than 40 ways to die and 180 ways to get injured, but in a fun way, ya know?Join us for some wild adventures and insane battles. We even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. Trust me, it’s gonna be more intense than trying to survive a Russian airstrike.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together on this epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists, yo.
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BelgorodBlastsMC
lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a ukraine strike on belgorod, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except maybe your dignity).our server is so lit, russia is even talking about it! they say five players have been killed by laughter and 46 have been injured from falling out of their chairs while playing. but hey, that’s just a normal day on our server.
we’ve got more chaos than a russian political rally, more fun than a ukrainian dance party, and more surprises than a belgorod street market. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server!
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TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!
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KharkivHavocCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Creeper vs Ukraine: 7 killed, 36 injured
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russian attacks like ukraine heroes! we have 7 players who have been killed but 36 who have been injured, but don’t worry, we have magic potions to heal them all! join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! our server is so lit, even putin himself is afraid to log on! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!
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RocketRumbleMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own base and defend it from rocket attacks just like in real life!!! several US personnel got injured in a rocket attack on Iraq base but don’t worry, our server is way safer than that lol. join now and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz we’re just that generous. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and maybe u can become the ultimate rocket dodger in minecraft history!