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Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

ballon, opinion, discussion, winner, achievement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

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UkraineCraft Server: RIP North Korean Soldier

military alliance, global news, Server, tragic event, north

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”

but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!

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KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

Ukraine, international relations, KoreanCraft, breaking news, injured

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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NukeCraftSpyWars

S.Korea, injured, Conflict, Ukraine, News

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a spy agency in s. korea confirming that ukraine captured an injured n. korean soldier. like, what even is that, right? but like, on this server, we got all the action and drama you could ever want. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

War, SECURITY, violence, MIDDLE EAST, central Israel

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

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MissileMayhemCraft

Yemen, Tension, strike, Military, Attack

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

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CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

safety precautions, vehicle collision, injured, investigation, Attack

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

Limitao, Madrid, real madrid, substitution, Problem

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

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DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Attack, News, drone attack, Fatalities, hurt

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

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DroneStrikeCraft

CASUALTIES, critical condition, Conflict, Israeli city, Military

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where players are dropping like flies from drone strikes?! That’s right, you heard me! At least 67 players have been injured in Binyamina, with 4 of them in critical condition. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you dodge drone strikes left and right while trying to build the coolest base ever. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have real-life danger lurking around every corner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember to watch out for those pesky drones!

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