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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s toe-breaking antics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging piss-stained toilet lids while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

Our server is so crazy, even the toilets have a feud with the players! Will you conquer the toilet lid challenge and emerge victorious, or will you suffer the same fate as Jake’s poor toes?

But beware, the tables in our server are no joke – they’re made of pure walnut and ready to break some bones if you’re not careful. Just ask Jake!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable bathroom etiquette. Who needs a boring old medical bill when you can have a wild adventure on our server instead?

Exoria Lifesteal SMP 1.21.4

1.21.4, collaborative building projects, Community Events Calendar, community-driven gameplay, cooperative quests and missions, crafting and survival challenges, Creative Building Contests, Custom Game Rules, Dynamic Server Events, Engaging Player Interactions, Exoria, Exploration and discovery, friendly competitive atmosphere, immersive multiplayer exploration, LifeSteal, lifesteal mechanics explained, limited mod experience, Minecraft Adventure Awaits, player-driven economy, Resource Management Strategies, smp, Survival of the Fittest, unique gameplay dynamics

Exoria [SMP] {1.21.4}

Hey folks! Exoria season 2 is coming soon! They want active players to join a fun group.

Server Theme:

Lifesteal
Few Mods for a pure vanilla vibe

Start Date:

Early June

How to Join: Fill out the form on their public Discord!

Join Discord

Get ready for some fun!

VitalCraft Fun Zone {Java+Bedrock}

advanced skills mechanics, chill multiplayer environment, community-driven events, competitive skyblock experience, Crossplay Compatibility Features, custom npc interactions, daily reward incentives, dedicated player auctions, dynamic leaderboard challenges, engaging dragon events, Engaging Player Economy, family friendly gameplay, Friendly Staff Support, Fun, immersive quest systems, interactive dueling systems, Javabedrock, Long-Term Player Retention, Network, rotating loot crates, smooth server performance, Unique Minion Mechanics, vibrant community atmosphere, vitalcraft, Zone

VitalCraft Server Info

IP: PLAY.VITALCRAFT.ORG

Welcome to VitalCraft, a fun Minecraft server made by a team that cares. They want YOU to join the family!

🎮 What You Get:

🗺️ Main Modes

Survival: Classic play with skills, quests, and dungeons.
Skyblock: Chill and fun with farming, minions, and a dragon event.

🌐 Crossplay

Works on Java & Bedrock
All versions supported

🎁 Cool Features (No Pay2Win)

Custom crates with loot
Quests, duels, and player shops
Minions and custom NPCs
Daily rewards and vote bonuses

⚙️ Performance

Online 24/7
No lag, smooth play
Run by pros

🫂 Community Vibe

🌈 Chill and Fun

For all ages
Friendly staff and players
Build, grind, or explore—there’s a spot for you

🎉 Events

Fresh Skyblock reset—great time to join
Ongoing events and giveaways
More fun as we grow

IP: PLAY.VITALCRAFT.ORG

Join for the fun. Stay for the fam. 🧡

Omniverse Skyblock Beta [Network] Fun!

anarchy gameplay experience, Beta, Beta Testing Opportunities, Collaborative Community Building, Competitive Leaderboard Challenges, Custom Fishing Mechanics, Custom Textured Fish, diverse player engagement, Dynamic NPC Interactions, Endless Creative Freedom, Engaging Milestone Achievements, Fun, hardcore survival mode, Immersive Island Exploration, Innovative Island Enhancements, Interactive Gameplay Dynamics, Limitless Island Expansion, Network, omniverse, Regenerative Mining Features, Seasonal Event Rewards, Skyblock, Skyblock Adventure Awaits, Tailored Skyblock Experience, Unique Questlines Unleashed

Omniverse Skyblock Beta [Network]

Note: You must join the Discord to access the Skyblock server. Discord: Join Here 💬 To get started, just send a message in #skyblock-general and a staff member will add you to the beta testing group.

🎉 Join the Beta: A New Era of Skyblock Begins! 🎉

After a year of hard work, the semi-public beta of our new Skyblock is here! This is a fresh take on the classic game!

🚀 Built for Performance & Freedom

Each island runs on its own server.
No lag, no redstone mess, and full creative freedom.
Build whatever you want, however you want.
Unlock borderless islands for unlimited space!

🎣 Packed with Custom Features

🐟 100+ custom fish to catch in our cool fishing system.
⛏️ Regenerative Mining Cave to mine ores and explore.
📜 Diverse questline system for all players:
- 🧭 Tutorial quests for new players.
- 🎣 Fishing quests to use our fishing mechanics.
- ⛏️ Mining quests for rewards and fun.
- 🧑 NPC quests with cool characters and choices.
- 🏅 Milestone quests for long-term goals.
- 📅 Daily and weekly quests for fresh content.

🛠️ A growing list of unique upgrades and surprises!

🎮 Choose Your Skyblock Experience

We have multiple ways to play:

🌱 Classic – The old Skyblock feel, no leaderboards.
🏆 Competitive – Track progress, climb leaderboards, and prove you’re the best (Seasonal Payouts).
💀 Hardcore – Lose items on death, tough mode, no room for error (Coming Soon).
🔥 Anarchy – No rules, just chaos (Coming Soon).

🌐 Whether you’re a Skyblock pro or new, this is your chance to shape something great. Help us test, explore, and build the future of Skyblock.

🧪 Join our semi-public beta now!

Milky Survival Fun Zone {Java} {Bedrock}

Adventure Awaits, bedrock, collaborative building projects, creative building challenges, Crossplay Community Events, Custom Game Mechanics, Customizable Player Ranks, Dynamic Economy System, Engaging Player Quests, Epic PvP Battles, Friendly Player Community, Fun, immersive world exploration, Innovative Crafting Recipes, Interactive Discord Integration, java, milky, Minecraft Adventure Realms, Multiplayer Fun Times, Resource Gathering Expeditions, Seasonal Events Calendar, smp, Survival, Survival Strategy Guides, Thrilling Boss Fights, unique survival experience, Zone

🌌 Milky SMP – Join the Adventure! 🌌

🔥 Java IP: 212.192.28.73:25800

📱 Bedrock IP: 212.192.28.73 Port: 25915

✨ Features:

⚔️ PvP
🛒 Shops
⭐ Ranks
📦 TP
🌍 Survival

🚫 No Whitelist – Everyone’s welcome!

💬 Connect with Us:

Discord: discord.gg/bQRkM3VR7t

YouTube: youtube.com/@MilkySurvival

🪐 Bedrock Realm:

Realm code: bg-Z-DYrErQRmwc

Jump in now and be part of something epic!

All Horizons SMP Fun Zone!

Advanced Crafting Techniques, collaborative building projects, Community Events Hub, Creative Building Haven, Cross-Platform Gameplay, Custom Modded Experience, dynamic world events, Endless Exploration Opportunities”’, Epic Survival Challenges, Exploration and discovery, Friendly Community Vibes, Fun, Horizons, Interactive Minigames Zone, Minecraft Adventure Realms, player-driven economy, PvP Arena Battles, Roleplay Storylines Unleashed, Seasonal Themes and Quests, smp, Survival Strategy Guides, Unique Resource Packs, Whimsical Building Contests, Zone

All Horizons SMP

Type: SMP | Mode: Semi-vanilla Whitelist: Yes | Version: 1.21.5 Platforms: Java & Bedrock

Welcome to All Horizons SMP!

Join this fresh server that just kicked off today, 5/7/25! They want as many players as they can get. No age rules here, so everyone can join the fun!

Why Join?

24/7 Access: The server runs all day, every day.
Local Host: It’s hosted right here, so you get great support.
Latest Version: Play on the newest Minecraft update!

Get Involved!

If this sounds cool, hop into their Discord for more info!

Discord Link: Join Here

Come hang out and make some new pals!

SummerSMP Fun [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist}

”’Survival Multiplayer Experience, Adventure Map Discoveries”’, Collaborative Crafting Quests, Community Survival Events, Cooperative Base Building, Creative Roleplay Scenarios, Custom Modded Gameplay, Dynamic PvP Arenas, Enchanted Item Hunts, engaging storyline quests, Epic Building Challenges, Friendly Player Interactions, Fun, fun mini-games, Interactive Player Economy, Legendary Item Crafting, Minecraft Adventure Realms, Resource Gathering Expeditions, Seasonal Themed Events, smp, SummerSmp, Unique Biome Exploration, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelist Community Engagement

🌞 SummerSMP Server Info 🌞

Type: SMP | Style: Vanilla | Access: Whitelist

Join the Fun! SummerSMP is looking for players to chill on their summer MC server. It opens in mid-June.

Rules to Play:

PvP and griefing are cool.
No hacking or cheating allowed.
Keep it clean—no slurs or wild NSFW stuff.

How to Join: There’s a whitelist, but no need for an app. Just hop into the Discord: Join Discord

Get ready for some summer fun! 🌴

Ironclad Factions: PVP & Enchants

Advanced Skill Progression, Auction House Trading, Community Engagement Events, Community Respect Guidelines, competitive PvP battles, Custom Enchantment Systems, Dynamic Combat Strategies, Enchants, Engaging Gameplay Dynamics, Enhanced Gear Customization, Faction Alliance Formations, Factions, Fair Play Commitment, intense raiding experiences, Ironclad, Item Selling Mechanics, Lifesteal Gameplay Mechanics, Multiplayer Collaboration Opportunities, Player Kill Rewards, PvP, Resource Management Strategies, Strategic Faction Warfare, Survival Game Challenges, Unique Server Features

Ironclad Factions

Join the Battle!

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal! Here, every fight matters, and every heart counts. This is a place for gamers who love PVP and want to build strong factions.

Server Info

IP: pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port: 25555 (also for Bedrock)
Discord: Join Us!

What Makes Us Cool?

Lifesteal: Kill a player and gain an extra heart. Stay sharp!
Custom Enchants: Level up your gear with fun enchantments. Make your gear fit your play style!
Faction Commands: Claim land, team up, and rule the world.
PVP Everywhere: Fight foes, raid bases, and show your might.
Economy & Trading: Sell items with /sellhand and shop smart with /shop. Trade rare finds in the Auction House.
Skill Levels: Use McMMO to boost your skills and gain cool abilities for PVP and PVE.

Rules to Play By

No Hacking/Xray: Fair play only. No cheats allowed.
No Duping: Earn your stuff the right way.
Respect Everyone: No hate speech. Keep it friendly.
No Exploits: Bugs are for fixing, not using.
Respect Staff: They are here to help. Be nice!

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is not just a game; it’s a chance to show your skills. With custom enchantments, you can make your gameplay unique. Build a strong faction or fight in the wild. There’s always fun ahead!

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and start your journey now! Join our Discord for news and events!

Westloch SMP: Pure Craft Fun!

”’Minecraft Community Engagement, Authentic Survival Experience, collaborative building projects, community-driven events, Craft, Creative Freedom Zone, Cross-Platform Gameplay, Custom Plugin Development, Dynamic Player Trading, Engaging Social Interaction, Enhanced Survival Mechanics, fair play principles, Fun, grief protection mechanisms, inclusive gaming environment, Mature Server Management, Non-Competitive Atmosphere, Player-Centric Economy, Pure, Realistic Resource Management, Seamless Multiplayer Interaction, Simplified Gameplay Mechanics, smp, Unique Building Features, WestLoch

Welcome to Westloch [SMP]

A fresh take on semi-vanilla Minecraft. No cash grabs, just pure fun!

What Makes Us Cool

No pay-to-win nonsense.
Light plugins, no junk.
No drama, just build.
Fair play for all.
Old heads with server skills.
Custom plugins made for us.

Real Semi-Vanilla Vibes

We keep it chill and true to the game:

Set Homes: Use /sethome to save spots.
Claim Blocks: Keep your stuff safe from griefers.
Player Shops: Trade with diamonds, real economy.
Decorative Heads: Make your builds pop.

No ranks, no warps, no crates, no junk.

Just clean tools that help, not ruin, the game.

All Unlocked from Day One

No hidden ranks, no pay walls, no grind.

No matter if you’re a pro or a noob, you’ll feel at home.

Crossplay Fun

Play on Java or Bedrock. No limits, just mine and build together!

The Westloch Promise

We’re all about fair play and real fun. Join us for a safe, simple, and fun time!

Join Us!

IP: Play.Westloch.Net | Bedrock port: 19745 | Discord

Gaia’s Colony SMP: Build & Explore

Active Colony Management, Advanced Tech Integration, Automated Farming Systems, BUILD, Colony, creative building opportunities, custom world features, Deep-Sea Adventure Zones, Dynamic Transport Infrastructure, Epic Journey Mapping, Explore, Gaias, Global Colonization Challenges, Historical Urban Centers, immersive exploration experience, Lore-Driven Quests, Modded, Multiplayer Community Engagement, Player-run economies, Proximity Voice Interaction, Resource Management Strategies, Sculk-Infested Landscapes, Semi-Industrial Gameplay, Shipwreck Discovery Missions, smp, Unique Biome Discoveries

Project Gaia

Hey folks! A bit back, news dropped about a 1:500 Earth SMP. Now, Project Gaia is growing fast with tons of land to claim.

What’s New?

Active colonies sprouting up all over — from Egypt to Alaska!
New travel ways like ships for ocean trips and railways in East Asia.

Cool World Features

Sculk zones in old nuke spots.
Villages and end portals near big cities on each continent.
Shipwrecks and cool stuff in the Bermuda Triangle for deep-sea fun.

Mods We Use

We got MineColonies, Create, Farmer’s Delight, JourneyMap, and more for a fun, semi-industrial vibe. You can:

Run your own colony.
Build farms that run on their own.
Open player shops.
Chat with friends using voice.

Join Us!

Want to start a nation, hunt for lore, or build cool stuff? Project Gaia has a spot for you!

Help shape Earth’s future — one block at a time.

Links

Website

Discord

Curseforge Modpack

CoalsSMP: Chaos & Clans 18+

Adventure Awaits Players, Chaos, Clans, clash of clans, CoalsSMP, collaborative building projects, Community Survival Adventures, Cooperative Survival Missions”’, Crafting Mastery Techniques, Custom Survival Challenges, dynamic player interactions, Endgame Boss Hunts, engaging storyline quests, epic dragon battles, Hidden Treasure Hunts, Intense Rivalry Gameplay, Mature Player Dynamics, player-driven narratives, Resource Management Strategies, seasonal community events, smp, Thriving Player Economy, Unique World Events, Whitelist Only Experience

CoalsSMP

Type: Vanilla SMP

Age: Mature 18+

Mode: Survival

Version: ONLY 1.21.4

Access: Whitelisted

Community: Yes

This is a fresh Minecraft SMP with a 2500×2500 world border. Players live close, so expect rivalries, alliances, and clan drama. Every playtime is a thrill!

What to Expect:

🗡️ Clans, fights, and pals
🐉 The Ender Dragon is still here – time to catch up!
🧱 Friendly and warm community
🌱 New server – great time to join!

Perfect for those who love a fun and chaotic survival with story. Come join the fun!

DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/NuwZfeEVhs