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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5899 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2856 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
YO YO YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE LIKE BEYONCE?!!
LEMME TELL U A STORY, ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT BUT OUR MODS WERE LIKE “NAH U AIN’T GONNA RUIN OUR FUN, CREEPER!” AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY, BRO.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T BUILD, THINK AGAIN! WE GOT BUILD BATTLES EVERY HOUR WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR MAD BUILDING SKILLS AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE, THE DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CANDY, AND THE ADVENTURES ARE AS WILD AS A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOOOO!!! 🎉🐷🌈🎮
