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Blocky Shootout Fun Land
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being in a real life mass shooting but without the danger, ya know? like, 7% of our players have been on the scene where 4 or more people were shot, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna get hurt, unless u fall in lava or something lol. plus, 2% of our players have been “injured” in a mass shooting, but again, it’s all fun and games here. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving a virtual mass shooting, it’s a blast! no pun intended 😉 #minecraftmadness #virtualviolence -
CraftyCrashersMC
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building your sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! an SUV comes crashing into your village, causing multiple casualties. but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server! join now for the craziest, most chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. who needs peaceful building when you can dodge SUVs and fight off mobs at the same time? come join the madness, if you dare. -
UkrainianMayhem Minecraft Server
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A LARGE RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK IN CENTRAL UKRAINE! OUR SERVER IS LIT, LITERALLY, BECAUSE WE HAVE SO MANY FIRE-BREATHING DRAGONS FLYING AROUND.IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND LIKE THE TIME OUR PLAYER, BOB, BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, DIAMONDS, BABY!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE.
SO COME ON, JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE.
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DeltaCrashCraft
lmao u know what’s safer than flying on a plane? joining our epic minecraft server! trust me, we’ve had ZERO plane crashes in our world! plus, we have so many cool features like flying pigs and talking chickens. one time, a player built a rollercoaster that actually worked and everyone rode it for hours until they threw up pixellated vomit everywhere. join us now and avoid the chaos of real life disasters, like that one time a llama stole my sandwich at the park. true story. -
RammingCraft: Afghan30Wounds
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun! Imagine if an Afghan dude tried to ram a car into 30 peeps in Germany but instead of getting arrested, he just respawned and kept on playing Minecraft! That’s the kind of craziness u can expect on dis server! Join now for a wild time and maybe even witness some epic car ramming battles in the virtual world! It’s gonna be lit, fam! -
ProtestPuncherCraft
YO YO YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE LIKE BEYONCE?!!LEMME TELL U A STORY, ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT BUT OUR MODS WERE LIKE “NAH U AIN’T GONNA RUIN OUR FUN, CREEPER!” AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY, BRO.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T BUILD, THINK AGAIN! WE GOT BUILD BATTLES EVERY HOUR WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR MAD BUILDING SKILLS AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE, THE DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CANDY, AND THE ADVENTURES ARE AS WILD AS A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOOOO!!! 🎉🐷🌈🎮
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TankerTNTBoomCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the explosions are just as lit as this Nigerian gasoline tanker! We got more action than a TNT block in a creeper convention! Join now and see if you can survive longer than those poor souls in Nigeria! Plus, our community is so fire, it’ll make you forget all about those 86 casualties. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together! -
SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs
lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YES YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH!ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!
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CraftyCommieKOsPutin
come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!