INJECTIONS Minecraft Servers

INJECTIONS Minecraft Servers

  • Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server

    Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2200
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Divine Spears Created: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we inject u with magical bacteria that make u lose weight even if u eat all the junk food in the world. no more worrying about those pesky extra pounds, just play minecraft and let the bacteria do all the work for u. who needs a diet when u have bacteria injections, amirite? join now and say goodbye to weight gain forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP

    The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 523
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Farms Harvested: 270
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Votes: 3146 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 New Chunks Explored: 159124
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting llama dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world, guarded by a fierce army of chicken warriors. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to survive the constant barrage of exploding sheep and flying pigs?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the unexpected is always just around the corner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IVF-4-LYFE-GONE-WRONG

    IVF-4-LYFE-GONE-WRONG
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6757
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Imagine a world where you can ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow named Bob who gives out quests for epic loot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a dragon? Join our server to find out!

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPounders WeightLoss Bonanza

    PixelPounders WeightLoss Bonanza
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4528
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you play! our special weight-loss jabs are infused into the game, making you shed pounds while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. but be warned, some players have reported a side effect of temporary blindness, adding an extra challenge to your gaming experience. with our exclusive semaglutide injections, you’ll be four times more likely to be diagnosed with optic nerve disease, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay. join now and see the pounds melt away as your vision fades into darkness. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AntiVaxxCraft: Where Dad’s Orders Are Law

    AntiVaxxCraft: Where Dad’s Orders Are Law
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1967
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your nonverbal brother who got vaxmaxxed into oblivion? Look no further! Join our server where the only screaming you’ll hear is from joy as you build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to blocky adventures! Who needs real-life social interaction when you can have virtual fun without any pesky school requirements? Join now and escape to a world where the only shots you’ll be taking are with a bow and arrow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

    Not His Fault Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 1492
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Alien Abductions: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Animals Bred: 170
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

    Choose Wisely Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 3559
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Magic Items Found: 7292 Crops Grown: 5531
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Dimension Hops: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • THE Only Meme Coin You’ll Need in the Upcoming Supercycle Minecraft SMP

    THE Only Meme Coin You’ll Need in the Upcoming Supercycle Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8587
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the meme supercycle is coming and we are not just another server – we are ticking all the boxes for memecoins destined to hit a $1B+ market cap!

    Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.

    Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP

    Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6147
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Bobby, the unsuspecting player who accidentally became a chef in the virtual world! Watch as he navigates through the treacherous lands, battling mobs and gathering ingredients to create the most delicious dishes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Will Bobby rise to the top as the ultimate culinary master, or will his creations be a recipe for disaster? Join now to find out and maybe even score a taste of his legendary creeper casserole!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server

    Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9187
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of beanies pungent farts and maniacal laughter. Our server is like no other, with crazy events like “Fart Fest Fridays” and “Laughing Gas Saturdays”. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP

    Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4942
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 New Chunks Explored: 405238
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your waifu having a waifu! Join us for a chance to navigate through the drama and chaos of a world where love triangles are taken to a whole new level. Will your waifu’s waifu steal your diamonds? Will you have to fight for their affection in epic battles? Only one way to find out – join our server and dive into the madness! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of llamas wearing top hats – will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Don’t miss out on all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gal House Minecraft Server

    Gal House Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4947
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

    But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Visit Poland Minecraft SMP

    Visit Poland Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 8201
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual trip to Poland…but without the expensive plane ticket! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual borders of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy laughing at the ridiculous antics of our wacky community?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary Polish unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a fancy new castle? The unicorn’s got you covered! Just be careful…rumor has it that the unicorn has a mischievous side and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous stories await you in the land of Poland…oops, I mean our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server

    Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 3096
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Crops Grown: 7014
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 264 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun never sets and the creepers never sleep! Join us in the land of Early Mornin Slidde, where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes. They became the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dared to challenge them in PvP.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate them – they will peck you to oblivion!

    So come join us on Early Mornin Slidde, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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