We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.
So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!
Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!
Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | Ordinary SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!
The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.
You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD
Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.
We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!
Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.
Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.
So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! ðĪŠðĨðĶ
Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!
So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.
