first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.
also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.
so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).
But wait, there’s more! Each slave comes with a special slave chip implanted in their brain, ensuring they obey your every command. And if they dare to harm their master, they’ll feel pain like never before. It’s all in good fun, right?
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual slavery could be so entertaining?
| Features | Description |
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| Create Your Own Nation | Refine McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain Geopolitical power, conquer territories, earn wealth and Custom Enchants. |
| Geopolitics | Conquer resources camps to expand your nation’s resources and territories. |
| Plugins | Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, CrazyEnchants. |
To join, you must first join the Discord server and request whitelist. Visit #info-new-players for IP and starter information. A staffer will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing!
Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn
Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
A: Yes, you can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join a nation that is already created.
A: Resources camps can be conquered to become your nation’s income source for geopolitical expansion. Contact staff for more information and support.
A: Join the Discord server, request whitelist, follow the instructions in #info-new-players, receive a beginner kit from a staffer, and start playing!
Join us for the “keep rollin rollin rollin edition” where we promise to keep you rolling with excitement! Our official client update in July 2024 will blow your mind, with features you never knew you needed.
But wait, there’s more! We have the Deadman: Armageddon & While Guthix Sleeps updates that will have you on the edge of your block.
And if that’s not enough, our Poll 82 – Minigame Makeover will have you laughing and crying with joy at the same time.
Not sure what to do on our server? Don’t worry, we have quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours on end.
Join our server now and become part of the crazy community where we communicate through fart cc chat channel. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and witness the epic battle of the Chicken Army vs the Creeper Coalition as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens lay siege to the Creeper Castle or will the creepers blow them all to smithereens? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Mafia, who control the black market for enchanted items and rare resources. Will you dare to challenge their authority and steal from their vaults? Or will you join forces with them and become a powerful player in the criminal underworld of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and players can ride on the backs of ender dragons! It’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Just like this poor soul who has been burdened with raising their siblings, you’ll find yourself in crazy situations that will make you question your sanity. From changing diapers to dealing with nightmares, you’ll experience it all on our server.
But don’t worry, we won’t make you raise any virtual babies. Instead, you’ll have the freedom to explore, build, and survive in a world where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to convince your virtual parents to put a baby up for adoption!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation even more outrageous than this poor soul’s sibling saga.
One time, a player ventured into the deep caves of our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombies, skeletons, and creepers. They were so scared that they accidentally dropped their diamond sword and had to run for their life with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days!
So if you’re looking for a thrill and a good laugh, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to scream like a little kid and maybe even pee your pants a little. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for a chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off! With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just end up accidentally turning your best friend into a block of cheese…but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
join our server and be part of the revolution! help us fight against climate change while building epic castles and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s making a real difference in the world?
so come on, join us and be a hero! save the planet, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, you definitely want to be a part of that action. trust us, it’s gonna be epic.
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| IP: glorprpg.pl |
| Discord: https://discord.com/invite/yTFtVD7kA9 |
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Welcome to Glorp RPG, a server where community and adventure come together! Whether you’re looking to build a thriving town, conquer challenging bosses, or master unique skills, Glorp RPG offers something for everyone. Join our active and friendly community today!
At Glorp RPG, development is an ongoing process. Our dedicated staff team is always working on updates and new features. By joining our Discord, you’ll stay up-to-date with multiple weekly updates and a thorough suggestions system where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.
| Economy Overhaul: We’ve revamped our economy from the ground up, offering a balanced and engaging system with improved currency management and exciting new ways to earn and spend your in-game money. |
We’re not stopping here! We’re planning to add even more features after launch and will soon release a detailed roadmap.
| Q: How do I join Glorp RPG? | A: You can join our server by connecting to glorprpg.pl in Minecraft. |
| Q: Can I suggest new features for the server? | A: Yes, we have a suggestions system on our Discord where players can propose and discuss new features or changes. |