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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4967 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Enchantments Applied: | 269 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!