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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2690 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!