| Name: | Quirm SMP (Vanilla) |
| Server IP: | quirm.xyz (Version: 1.20.6) |
| Server Hosting: | 32 Gigabytes of RAM (No lag) |
| Location: | EU (English Only) |
– Have a pure vanilla experience with some twists and quests. – Interact with a community of up to 20+ players on weekends. – Proximity chat gameplay. – CoreProtect to prevent griefing. – Unique events and competitions. – Lag-free experience for all players.
– Must be at least 15 years old. – Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod. – Respectful behavior in-game and on voice chat. – More detailed guidelines in Discord.
– All mods allowed within vanilla. – Obtain exclusive items through weekly events. – Mobs and players drop heads upon death. – Builder-friendly environment. – Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6 and Simple Voice Chat mod.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!
Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!
Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.
One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.
So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!