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Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

addicts, always online, anxiety, Checking, compulsive behavior, constant checking, constant disappointment, constant notifications, Crafty, Day, diamonds, digital connection, excessive screen time, fear of missing out, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, need for attention, Phone, phone addiction, PHONES, seeking validation, self worth, smartphone obsession, social isolation, technology dependence, waiting for texts

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Star Shards Collected:	248	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

Adventures, blocky, CREEPERS, Enjoyable, fall in love, MahoAko, wfm, wretched fate, YuRi, Yuri protagonists, Yuris

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	1086	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	2235
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

adult content, Archive, blocky, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, greentext, hot, Incest, kink, OC, Older stories, Palace, Roleplay, Screencaps, sexual adventures, Stories, taboo, taboo relationships, Thread, Wincest

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

battle, blocky, body count, collaboration, Crime Scene, CRIMINAL MINDS, dangerous duo, dark fantasy, deadly pair, death toll, Homicide, how many, hypothetical scenario, kill, murder, Royale.., sinister plot, speculation, teamwork, think.., Thriller, together, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Villages Defended:	13

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Civilization, creeper, critical, culture, Defense, heritage, Hero, historical, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influential, Legacy, preservation, Protection, saves, saves Western civilization, SAVING, Significance, society, Time, tradition, VALUES, Western civilization, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Void Gems Collected:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

Adventure, becoming, big, CREEPERS, dream family, Excited, family, family life, Future, Hope, Join, man, MomCraft, Mother, Motherhood, motherly instincts, Nice, parenting, Slowly, traditional family, traditional roles, traditional values, tradtional, tradwife, urge, Wild, worries

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl’s, BLOCK, cute, Japanese culture, Kawaii, kawaii girl, Manga, moe, moe aesthetic, moe art, moe character, moe style, moegirl, MoegirlsCraft, Otaku, otaku culture, Side, waifu, waifu material

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	584442
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	6794
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

enter, FCKED, fuck, funny names, google meet, ksh-wkpq-rbx, Meet, Meeting, Minecraft, room, Server, thatcher, Thatchers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5326
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9233
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

accident, black people, Colorful, controversial statement, Crafty, Cultural awareness, cultural comparison, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Minecraft, Political Correctness, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racism, Russian, Server, Shenanigans, slavs, social commentary, social justice, Stereotypes, wrong color

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!