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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 535 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 162 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.
So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!