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FactCheckCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only fact-checking we do is making sure the creepers don’t explode in your face! EU law? more like EWW law, are we right? we don’t fact-check because we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. forget google, come to our server where the only thing you need to know is how to survive the zombie apocalypse (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of diamond swords). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting! -
BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE BRAZIL SAYING META GETTING RID OF FACTCHECKERS IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY BUT IN MINECRAFT LAND! JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE AGAINST THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS AND LET’S BUILD A WORLD WHERE FACTCHECKERS RULE AND DEMOCRACY IS SAVED BY BLOCKS AND PIXELS! -
Whispering Woods 1.21.4
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.
Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.
Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!
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ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone
so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin! -
Test Result Trouble Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft! -
No Weight Gain from Knowledge
so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.
plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.
so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
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CraftyComrades: Lost in Ukraine
come join our minecraft server, where over 50,000 russians are seeking MIA through ukraine’s project! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself can’t resist! we have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground base where you can find rare loot! plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian spy network. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together! da, comrade! -
Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall
come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.