iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!
plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.
oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.
join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance like it’s Thriller.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Just watch out for the creepers, they’re known for their killer dance moves. Peace out, homies!
we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.
oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.
so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!
| Server Version | 1.20.1 (updating) |
|---|---|
| Server Emphasis | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity |
| Performance | 16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU |
| Server Rules | No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system |
| Special Features | Origins mod with custom origins |
Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.
We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.
Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.
We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.
You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.
Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.
Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!
Join us and become a Minecraft scientist like Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun, uncovering the secrets of gene activity and regulation in a blocky world.
Discover new dimensions of gene regulation just like microRNAs, and show off your skills in developing different cell types in Minecraft.
Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to understanding how organisms develop and function? Join our server and embark on a wild journey of discovery and creativity!
