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CraftyClicks: Where reading is optional, but building is mandatory!
so like, u know how ppl r always on their phones reading stuff on social media? well, u should join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of that! instead of reading boring stuff, u can come on here and play and have fun! it’s like a vacation for ur brain from all the dumb stuff u see online. plus, there’s like, this crazy story about how the server was built on a magical land where unicorns and dragons roam free. so if u wanna escape reality and have a blast, join this server now!TextbookVsWikipediaLOL
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