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But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded creeper king, who roams the server looking to blow up anyone who dares to challenge his rule. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his explosive crown?
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret disco party cave where players can dance the night away to the latest hits from Creeper Records.
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