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  • Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

    Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

    So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

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  • CraftyPhoneless World

    CraftyPhoneless World
    Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

    Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

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  • HourlyInternet SMP

    HourlyInternet SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

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  • PixelPedia: Memes & Lore

    PixelPedia: Memes & Lore
    so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like u ain’t never seen before. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like it’s the 80s.

    if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.

    so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the far future. people will be talking about ur epic adventures for centuries to come.

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  • PixelPastPlaygrounds

    PixelPastPlaygrounds
    YO, WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND DA DIGITAL FOOTPRINT OF UR PAST LIVES? YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! IM TALKIN BOUT TIME TRAVELIN IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD, FINDIN OUT WHO U WERE IN UR PAST LIVES!

    IMAGINE GOIN BACK IN TIME AND SEEIN URSELF AS A DINOSAUR OR A FAMOUS PIRATE! U CAN DO ALL DAT AND MORE ON DIS SERVER!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! U CAN ALSO RIDE ON GIANT CHICKENS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!

    SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER AND UNLOCK DA SECRETS OF UR PAST LIVES WHILE HAVIN A BLAST! #YOLO #MINECRAFTFORLIFE 🐔🦖🧀

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