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Pixel Potty Mouths

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	3638	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

Ay Dios Mio Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8814
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of rabid chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to approach it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a powerful ruler who commands an army of dancing llamas. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will carry you to the ends of the earth.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. Ay dios mio, indeed!

hi b 🙂 Minecraft server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	6539	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They laughed, they cried, they even built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. It was a magical experience that they’ll never forget (mainly because we won’t let them leave, but that’s beside the point).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant chickens, go on treasure hunts for hidden diamonds, and even attend virtual dance parties with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pickaxe of infinite mining power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but it’s fun to pretend).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Your Welcome Craft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	118
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u bring him a diamond block. come join the fun and chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Bean’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IronBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Items Found:	3866
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ores Mined:	6899
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted with the warmest “老铁” from strangers, because why use regular greetings when you can sound like a cool ninja warrior instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of silliness.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Emeralds Found:	4351	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of getting kicked out of servers for not being a pro gamer? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server welcomes all levels of players, even if you still struggle to punch a tree! Join us and experience the thrill of being the underdog who eventually becomes the ruler of the server by building a giant statue of a potato (yes, a potato) that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and share gossip about Steve’s questionable fashion choices. So come on, don’t be a gatekeeper, be a gatecrasher on our server!

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Items Found:	4746	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

coconut.mineblaze.xyz

The Fake SMP: Mostly Vanilla, Kinda Friendly, Slightly Stable, with Slowish Anti-Cheat, and a Few Claims

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Server Name	The Real SMP
Features	Stable and secure atmosphere, Player Shops, Spawn Protection, Giveaways
Discord Server	Join our Discord
IP Address	mc.therealsmp.com
Website	Visit our website

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The Real SMP runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We have strict rules against griefing and use anti-cheat systems to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Q: How can I set up a player shop on the server?

A: To set up a player shop, you can create a shop and sell items to other players. Design your shop how you want it to be and start trading with other players.

Q: Can I build in the spawn area?

A: Spawn is protected to provide a welcoming environment for all players. If you want to build in the spawn area, you can apply for spawn permissions.

Q: How often do you host giveaways on the server?

A: We host regular giveaways as a way to give back to our community. Play with friends and enter giveaways to win exciting prizes.

Q: How can I join The Real SMP community?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “mc.therealsmp.com” in your Minecraft client. Join our Discord server for more updates and interactions with other players.

Scavenged Shores VS Hypixel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

**Hypixel**

**Scavenged Shores**

**FAQ**

**Q: Which server has more players and a larger community? A:** Hypixel is known for having one of the largest and most active Minecraft communities.

**Q: Which server offers a more unique and customized experience? A:** Scavenged Shores stands out for its unique pirate-themed RPG elements and custom content that sets it apart from other servers.

**Q: Can I expect regular updates and new content on these servers? A:** Both Hypixel and Scavenged Shores strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep players engaged and excited.

**Q: Are there any specific features or game modes that each server is known for? A:** Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, while Scavenged Shores focuses on a pirate-themed RPG experience with sailing, exploration, and custom islands.

**Q: How can I join these servers and start playing? A:** You can join Hypixel by connecting to their server address in Minecraft multiplayer. For Scavenged Shores, you can connect to their server address and start exploring the pirate-themed world.

CraftyDigits – LOLz

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of skeletons. They danced the night away to the sweet tunes of a zombie DJ and even learned some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy clouds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineSmash – Where Creepers Smash Like Super Bros. in General

avatar posters, bros, Community, competitive, CREEPERS, Fighting Game, Gaming, general, improve the general, Latency mods, melee, MineSmash, monthly tourney, netplay, Nintendo, online play, Previous thread, Project, SMASH, Smash Remix, spammers, ssbg, Super, super smash bros, Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Tournament, wario

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8757	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4654	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	3421
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Wario is here to shake things up at this hilarious Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy mods like the Ult latency slider and less delay, courtesy of our very own xNaxdy.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got netplay for Melee/P+ and Smash Remix, where you can battle it out with other players in epic tournaments. And speaking of tournaments, don’t miss our monthly tourney where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

But that’s not all – we also have a zero tolerance policy for duplicate spammers and avatar posters. Report them and do your part to make this server even more awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Parody Palace

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	2342
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of your potato PC struggling to run emulators? Well, fear not, because on our server, even a toaster can run all your favorite console emulators flawlessly! We’ve harnessed the power of unicorn tears and fairy dust to ensure that AMD no longer sucks for emulation. Join us and experience the magic of playing every console game ever made, all while riding a rainbow llama through pixelated worlds. Don’t miss out on the epic quest to defeat the evil lag monster and claim your rightful place as the ultimate emulator master!

BlockyStalkers: Where Creepers and IP Addresses Collide for a LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing experience you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a talking block of cheese!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t handle the level of insanity we bring to the table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Politics

anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, Dictatorship, extremism, far right, fascism, Government, Ideology, National Socialism, nationalism, natsoc, pixelated, political ideology, Politics, Radicalism, socialism, totalitarianism, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ores Mined:	4254	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, or even participate in our weekly llama fashion show! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground bunker where we host our daily dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “I’m a NatSoc!” faction, where players can roleplay as potato-loving Nazis and battle it out for control of the server. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Crafty Geezers – Where age is just a number! Join ‘>be 34’ for a wild ride in Minecraft land!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14

>be 34 >get first gf >hate it >decide to escape reality by joining the most epic Minecraft server ever created >where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese >where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs >where you can battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server >where you can find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy >where you can team up with a group of ninja turtles to defeat the Ender Dragon >where you can finally find true happiness and never have to deal with real life drama again! Join us now and let the craziness begin!