But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
but don’t worry, we got mental health treatment and other services to help u cope with the trauma of being extorted in a virtual world. join us for a crazy adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of therapy. u won’t regret it, unless u lose all ur diamonds to a fake border patrol dude.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.
And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!
So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!
Join us on our server where the zombies do the cha-cha, the creepers throw a dance party, and the pigs ride around on flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rap battle with players.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of our server.
Imagine a world where you can finally enjoy a slice of pie without worrying about it mysteriously disappearing. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate food defense system.
Don’t let your husband mock you for wanting to enjoy your own meals in peace. Join our server and show him who’s boss in the battle for food supremacy. It’s time to take back control of your snacks and build a world where your culinary creations are safe from any hungry invaders. Join now and let the food wars begin!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re into building elaborate structures only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of creepers.
And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – it’s like a medieval brawl mixed with a futuristic laser show! So, what’s your safe word? Because once you join our server, you’ll need it to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll have the power to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. It’s lit, fam.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so wild and wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
Forget about trying to impress anyone with your knowledge of obscure subreddits, because on our server, the only thing you need to know is how to have a good time. So come on over and join us for some ridiculous fun that will have you saying “Nada” to all those other boring servers!
Join our server for a chance to see these fierce fighters unleash their signature moves, like the Rainbow Suplex and the Love Lockdown. And don’t worry, their love knows no bounds, so expect plenty of heartwarming moments as they build a world filled with rainbows and unicorns.
But beware, if you cross them, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a smackdown like no other. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your A-game, because these ladies don’t mess around when it comes to defending their turf!
Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!
One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.
So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!
| Features |
|---|
| Custom crops and farming |
| Upgradable spawners |
| Upgradable hoppers |
| Filtered hoppers |
| Spawn plots |
| Custom fishing |
| Custom ores (based on terraria) |
| Custom weapons, armor and tools |
| Custom items (ex: world expander) |
| Custom models (ex: furniture) |
| Infinite blocks (builders love those) |
| Inv backups (up to 50 per player) |
| Item recycle (recycle your items) |
| Player shop plots at spawn |
| Leveled mobs for challenge |
| Infernal mobs |
| Death Chests |
| Tool leveling |
| Chest sort |
| Temp fly |
| Land claims |
| Quests |
| Daily quests |
| Backpacks |
| Bank |
| Server map |
| Builder wands |
| Sell wands |
| Chat games |
| Custom currency |
| Rotating shop |
| Jobs |
| Player warps |
| Marriage system |
| Pet petting |
| Ranks |
| Shopkeepers |
| Vote party |
| Quarries |
| Skills |
| Races |
To join the server, simply use the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun
The server offers a wide range of features such as custom crops, farming, spawners, hoppers, ores, weapons, armor, tools, items, models, and more.
Yes, the server has unique gameplay mechanics like tool leveling, chest sorting, temp fly, land claims, quests, daily quests, backpacks, and more.
Yes, the server has a custom currency system along with player warps, a bank, jobs, and a rotating shop.
Players can participate in activities like marriage system, pet petting, chat games, player ranks, shopkeepers, vote parties, races, and more.
Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be diving headfirst into the craziest debates like why one man in a homosexual relationship ends up acting like the “woman” and the other like the “man”. We’ll have you scratching your head and laughing out loud as you try to figure out the mysteries of human relationships in the most unexpected way possible.
Join us if you’re ready to challenge your mind and have a blast with like-minded players who aren’t afraid to tackle the most bizarre topics. Who knows, you might just end up finding the answer to life’s biggest questions while building your dream world in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!