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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9948 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8655 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.
on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.
join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!
