Server Description: Why hasn’t she hit 2 million yet
FAQ (Falsely Asked Questions)
Q: What version is this server on? A: We operate in a quantum superposition of 1.21 and 1.12.2. Your client will simply adapt or perish.
Q: Is this server pay-to-win? A: No. You cannot win. There is no victory. Only pain. But if you donate, we will make sure you lose slightly less.
Q: Are there any rules? A: Rule #1: No rules. Rule #2: See Rule #1. Rule #3: If you see Herobrine, log out immediately and delete System32.
Q: Can I bring my friends? A: Only if you sign a blood pact under a full moon. Otherwise, they will be randomly assigned to The Pit™.
Q: What kind of players are on this server? A: A delightful mix of escaped convicts, endermen roleplayers, and a guy who hasn’t logged out since 2013.
Q: Why does my house keep disappearing? A: Have you considered that maybe you were never real?
Q: How do I apply for staff? A: You don’t. Staff finds you.
Q: Why did I get banned? A: Yes.
Q: How do I contact support? A: Write a strongly-worded letter, fold it into a paper airplane, and throw it directly at the sun.
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We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
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Join us for some insane fun as you try to survive against all odds, with the added bonus of a FNAF chapter confirmed for Summer 2025 – who knows what crazy adventures await you!
Check out our official website for more information, patch notes, and even download some DBD icon collabs from 2019-2022 to show off your love for the game. And don’t forget to participate in our official DbD poll to have your voice heard in the community.
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Join us and build your very own skybridge to travel between bases, avoiding all those pesky mobs on the ground. Need to get to your friend’s house across the map? Just hop on your skybridge and glide on over like a majestic Minecraft bird.
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Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous Minecraft players in the world. We have a secret underground city made entirely out of emerald blocks, where players ride around on flying pigs and battle each other with enchanted diamond swords. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
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